Nerd with a pencil

CW: incest, slightly dubious consent, some degradation. Obviously, please note that the contents of this story are purely fantasy and in no way indicative of the author’s beliefs!

I don’t know when exactly they decided on the bastard rule, but it wasn’t us. I almost felt bad about it, honestly. But not bad enough not to get a hand on the ball.

It’s not really something anyone says openly, but I’m sure he knew ahead of time. And if he didn’t, his body sure did–those wide hips, those round tits, those sweet red cheeks of his? I mean, come on, he might as well have been wearing a sign saying “I’M FERTILE.” I like to think the gods knew, shaping him to be perfect for us like that. After all, maybe it was them who wrote the rule, a thousand years ago.

My father, the duke, isn’t the most frivolous man, but he also wasn’t the least. Most of us–my siblings and I–were all normal old legitimate children, all born well within wedlock. He only slipped up once. I was much too young to remember, but I heard about the drama he caused when they found that maid pregnant for years. And along came a little bouncing baby “girl”—obviously, that changed–and a swift exile for the poor mother.

Reader is actually male, but given how 'effeminate' people labelled him as in middle school, they were assumed to be a girl once he reached high school and never corrected anyone.

Reader is kinda sorta unhealthily skinny from skipping meals and trying to force his body into a more feminine silhouette to be what everyone expects him to be.

Reader looks like film regina, long hair that he dyes blond, fair skin, etc.

At home, reader is seen as someone very plain, boring, weaker, normal, nothing worth really looking into. Reader is more male presenting when he gets home.

Half of Gotham High (I believe its called?) knows that Reader is male, but like, genuinely, what are you going to do, he could destroy your reputation with a single damn sentence, and half doesn't.

Reader acts this way at school because he literally has no power at home in terms of decisions, besides where he spends his money. He's excluded from most things, doesn't have a say in the rest, and doesn't get anything from the family except forced family bonding through conversations he's excluded from at dinner, and the credit card Bruce set up for him.

Reader never brings the rest of the plastics around when he knows everyone else is in the manor because he's smart enough to realize it'd be a whole mess he doesn't want to deal with.

Reader knows how to do his makeup perfectly to soften his jaw, give himself perfect lipstick and eyeshadow, and usually does it in the back of his car when being driven to school by alfred, or in the bathroom at school when driving himself.

IDK if I actually want to do the whole mean girls movie arc with the Regina!Reader being dethroned and everything, but I'm leaning towards no because uh... IDK I don't want to just copy the movie.

Damian would be the one to actually ask questions once he sees reader for the first time, who goes by Regina (maybe, IDK???) and recognizes that, on a fundamental level, that is his brother, but everyone at the academy things that you're his sister.

Damian actually never manages to talk one on one with reader because Reader is ALWAYS surrounded by someone who either wants to be with him or be him, and reader acts like he doesn't know him.

Regarding having a partner who is famous, could you write about what it would be like if the club members married that partner and a large fan base formed? Like, people making compilations of their moments with cute music playing in the background (like 'Hopelessly Devoted' or 'Can't Take My Eyes Off of You'), commenting on their posts together and saying things like "they're my parents."

I think it would be really funny to see how they suddenly became famous along with their partner. And adding to that, maybe they would also react to their partner talking about them in a passionate way in interviews?

Famous Reader / The Club

SFW

cw: very fluffy

Bill Dickey

•If you try to show him any of your edits he tells you to get that dumb shit out his face.. but if you looked at his gallery you'd see he has a bunch saved on his phone. If you asked him about that he'd freak the fuck out about you invading his privacy and how he "saved them to laugh at!!" or whatever bullshit lie he comes up with

•Hes very much not media trained and it shows. The paparazzi catch wind of your fans liking him so at first they tried to interview him a few times.. It worked pretty well untill they asked him the first very personal question.. ever since? Every reporter is aware not to approach him or they end up with an interview they can't post since it ended with him yelling something along the lines of "you stupid stalking cock suckers leave me alone I'm not answering your dumbass questions"

•He rewatches any interview you talk about him in almost everyday.. He loves hearing you talk good about him, he especially loves knowing so many people saw you talk about him so fondly. Take that mom, he amounted for more than she ever did.

•Throwing onto this, if he ever gets a stand alone edit hes extremely confused. "I havent even done anything, where the hell are they getting these pictures of me??". If any of the comments were calling him hot he would slam down his phone and just sit there. "The internet is a wild fucking place.." He would mumble to himself before scrolling away really fast.

•He quickly realizes he loves having a media presence. He loves having the spotlight on him so after the initial protests, he follows you along to any event that'll have him after hes definitely fist fought a few paparazzi while drunk. He loves doting on you in public so those edits will have more fuel.

•I do think paparazzi will only interview him with you right there though. I like to think he implies songs he wants edits to or does some cheesy shit. He definitely eggs them on and acts like he hates it to you since he thinks you'll make fun of him for liking it.

Pete

•Loves seeing edits of the two of you. He makes his own tiktok account where he is doing BULLSHIT. in hopes it gets put in edits.. it never does. Hes not the biggest fan of the fact every edits caption is "My beautiful mom and my bald ass dad..". He does laugh at what he calls "faggy ass song choices" though.

•Also not media trained and has no common sense.. but the paparazzi love him because he'll reveal most things without any pushing. If they ask him any questions about his or your personal life he'll just blab on and on since he hasn't clocked that he probably shouldn't do that.

•He teases you about that interview almost daily, sure yeah its cute or whatever.. but god he likes just quoting it back to you in sweet moments and cackling when you get embarrassed. You don't really do many sweet ones after that which he is a little bummed about.. I don't know what he expected though

•If he got fan edits of himself he'd be hunched over laughing for the next 5 minutes because in his mind they couldnt handle him. They probably couldnt but not because hes tough shit like he seems to think.. He likes to read comments that thirst over him in mocking voices and laugh at them with you.

•After he got some fame, he started ACTING like it. Entitled to everything in his mind since hes "a goddamned celebrity". The source of any of your controversies is him being a whiney asshole because of his "fame"

•That bit of fame lead him to sending dome horror scripts he wrote to some agencies. Of course his writting was awful and it was practically gore porn so none of them agreed and hes still salty about it if you bring it up.

Jerry Stokes

•I don't think jerry is online at all.. He doesn't see the edits. If you show him one or two he thinks its cute but he doesnt quite grasp the fact that theres over 1k uses of whatever your ship name is.

•Doesn't get interviewed by himself cause he just freezes up. He doesn't answer anything and gets too nervous.. He doesn't know what you want him to say or what you want revealed so he'll just.. say nothing. At least his anxiety is eased since they leave him alone now.

•Probably thinks that interview where you were super heartfelt is the sweetest thing ever. Was super flushed when he first watched it.. Now he watches it whenever you're busy or if hes sad and needs a pick me up.

•Fan edits result in a very confused jerry. As i said before hes not online so he doesn't really get it.. "they don't know me I don't even talk in interviews how would they know??" to any edit referring to him as sweet.

•I think jerry forgets he has some fame and so whenever someone asks for a picture he just blinks back and says "you gotta have the wrong person". When they tell him they don't he just hesitantly takes the picture and tells you about it later. "How'd they know who I am??" He'd ask..

•I think with a lot of encouragement jerry starts posting magic the gathering content or sometimes cooking videos if hes making you lunch. I think he has a small loyal fanbase which already scares him.. Hes very thankful he isnt as famous as you.

Josh Levy

•Fan Edits make him smile.. he likes them and actively searches them out. I think it becomes a thing where people celebrate if josh liked or commented on one of their videos. I think josh gets confused that theyre so excited before he remembers that he is.. kinda in those public edits

•Answers any questions as quickly and vaugly as possible.. He just wants to get out of there interview stress him out. Hes visably nervous and your fandom already loves him it results in videos saying stuff like "free josh :(" or "hes so cute" with clips of these interviews in the background.

•After he saw that interview he ran up and hugged you. He was so thankful I think he honestly tears up. He isnt used to big displays of affection and they effect him a lot everytime they happen

•When josh sees his first fan edit hes very.. confused.. Especially since hes involved in the fandom; captions always say something like "praying he doesn't see this" or something. He just scrolls since hes embarrassed thats out there about him..

•I think Josh gets a few writting gigs from being semi famous. I think hes a writter whos pretty good and so sometimes hes behind his own shows. Hes so excited about them all too he posts about them all the time

You, of course!

He makes subtle slip ups in an interview, cryptic Instagram posts and other things that lead fans to your Instagram. All of a sudden, hate comments flood your notifications.

"How dare you get with him?"

"Is it true you hunted him down just to fuck him for some clout?"

"I can't believe you're in it for the money."

Those are the tamer ones. The other comments/dms you would get include calling you mean names like "whore", "bitch", and other depravity you would not ever talk about.

You're a normal person that posts once in a while, or every so often, not because you have fans to post for. You try to push it off and convince yourself it's all going to die down soon enough but he doesn't let it. There's posts that fans psychoanalyze for no reason and somehow it comes back to you?

It's all alleged until he starts following you, and all hell breaks loose.

Being the gentleman that he is, he finally appears at your doorstep with flowers. He gives you that empathetic look and asks, "do you wanna talk?"

Biting your lip in hesitation, you agree to let him in.

"I don't want this," you start.

"I know you don't, but I want to give you a choice," he elaborates.

You take a deep inhale, ready for whatever he's about to propose but you don't know the true weight of the future.

"It's either you bear being known as a "slut" to everyone, or you actually come home with me and we sort things out," he watches you in amusement. "I can make the parasocial fans disappear with one story, as long as we make it official."

"I-" you want to say something, to fight back, but nothing goes past your lips.

"So?" he uses one finger under your chin to make you look at him.

"I-I don't know what to say..." you mutter.

"Just come with me, it's the safer option of the two, no?" he asks, a spark in his eyes that sends shivers down your spine. Possessiveness? Lust? Control? You have no idea, but what you do know is you never wanted this.

"A-are you kidding?" you blurt out.

His expression turns dark. "Do you think I'm joking about this? Is me soft launching us a joke to you?"

"What— no!" you exclaim.

"Alright then, what's your choice?" he asks. "I'll give you some time to think about it."

He leaves you alone in your apartment— thinking and confused.

Duality

Take these low effort doodles lol. Anyways, guys that can change their mass quickly are interesting to me. Bulking and cutting as they say.

+ Jerry takes his all of his roles very serious. He’s like a blank slate perfect for sfx and makeup. He does most of the heavy lifting (hah) by increasing or decreasing his mass at a scarily fast pace. All the director needs to do is put a wig on him/buzz his head, put on some prosthetics, hand him a script and he’s literally the character.

Bonus. Unpaid intern doodles on the dessert set for Automanimal and Machine

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Is the eltingville club Tits or Ass?

👾🪐💙Josh💙🪐👾

Tits. He loves boobs. Yes, he has mother issues, and YES it's linked to this fixation. Nothing gets him harder than cleavage. When you guys are making out, his hands travel to your chest. And he loves titsucking. When he’s missionary above you, he latches on and sucks. I even think he likes lactation and may ask if you'd ever do certain massages/take medicine actually to lactate.

🧟🔪❤️Pete❤️🔪🧟

ASS ASS ASS oh my god that's the biggest ass guy I've ever met. He would pant and bark like a dog to see you in hot pants. Or better yet, a thong with a whale tail. His favorite position is doggy solely to watch the reverb of your ass on each thrust. Also, it's so fun to slap and BITE. That's right, sometimes while feeling you up, Pete will just bite your cheek cause hes fucking weird.

🕹️🦸🧡Bill🧡🦸🕹️

 It's very close for him. He is a disgusting pervert and has a hate/love for the female body. But ultimately..Ass wins. He likes those female superhero suits with no pants. It's common for him to pass you and to grab your ass clumsily. I think he also has a fascination with spanking your ass, watching it slowly turn more and more red and welted. But as I said, it's a close call; I think he enjoys watching you ride him. Not cause hes lazy!- because he likes to see your tits go up and down. I think, like Josh, he likes to try and suck your tits too; it's very messy and clumsy.

🎲🧝‍♂️💚Jerry💚🧝‍♂️🎲

YAYY SURE!!

!! games listed are nsfw and contain gore !!