There's Always Money in the Banana Stand

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

whenever you think this timeline we’re living in is really bad just remember that a group chat consisting of lin-manuel miranda, guillermo del toro, mark hamill, seth meyers, and sean astin named #GuardiansOfThe99 (courtesy of lin-manuel) was formed because of their love and support of brooklyn nine nine

Are you threatening me with violence

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH

‪Mary Shelley created sci-fi and for what? men to fuck sexy robots? fuck you‬

when i stretch in the morning

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

Freddie Mercury, an intellectual:

i know i say this all the time but those old guys with candles and night caps and pajamas knew exactly what the hell was going down

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car