#nurselife

WHEN THE CUTE RESIDENT SAYS HI TO ME

WHEN THE RESIDENT ORDERS MAGNESIUM CITRATE FOR REPLETION - AND GETS BITCHY WITH ME WHEN I SUGGEST MAGNESIUM OXIDE INSTEAD

AS SOON AS MY NPO PATIENT GETS TO THE FLOOR

WHEN WE ACTUALLY HAVE FREE TIME TO SIT AND CHAT AT THE NURSES' STATION

WHEN WE PUT TWO OF OUR CONFUSED PATIENTS TOGETHER TO KEEP EACH OTHER COMPANY AND THEY BECOME BEST FRIENDS

WHEN MY PATIENT TELLS HER WHOLE FAMILY THAT I'M THE BEST NURSE EVER

WHEN MY CONFUSED PATIENT PRESSES THE CALL BELL EVERY 2 MINUTES FOR THE SAME EXACT THING

WHEN 4 OUT OF 6 OF MY PATIENTS ARE DISCHARGED BEFORE NOON

WHEN MY CO-WORKER HELPS ME WITH MY NEW ADMISSION

WHEN MY DAY STARTS OFF BAD AND JUST GETS WORSE

WHEN I COME INTO WORK WEARING ACTUAL CLOTHES.