Memes Are Dead

frisk: what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))

toriel: ==ultimate mom pics==

sans: bone prank: drop pieces of your skeleton in strategic locations to spook nincompoops and lame-os

papyrus: now you see, what i like to do is consider my page to be a “No Frown Zone”, because of the consistently good quality of my messages i put up

undyne: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .

alphys: committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal

mettaton: “Crowdpleasers”… Now these, I like

asgore: I will be your Father. I will take you as my Son and teach you the ways of online. We will hold hands as our follower count reaches infinity

flowey/asriel: youll all be glad to know that my soul has undergone some much needed healing after i apologized for the earthquakes which killed thousands.

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

You know what?  Let’s go on a little tour.

This, my friends, is my bed.

Oh, lookie here!  There’s a WINDOW!!  Fascinating!

I have a ROOMMATE!  Who ALSO HAS A BED!

And over here, we have a sink and closet setup.  Truly fascinating!

Could it be??  A DOOR!!

Into the COMMON ROOM!!!

Ok remember when kk said to tavros the whole “dont play games for girls” thing because it turns out it was very dangerous??

Ok well what if thats why eridan is a bit more on the metro side??? Like what if instead of being intimidating by being masculine he tries be being effeminate?? And thats why he dresses rly fabulously because hes trying to exaggerate his quote feminine unquote features??