☆⋆｡𖦹 Keenan The Alien 𖦹°‧★🛸

Name- ☍⟒⟒⋏⏃⋏ (though i believe that translates too "Keenan" in the human english)

Pronouns- Any!

Age- I am 210 ⎅⏃⊬⌇ old (not sure what that equates to in human years)

I am here for my personal research into the human species! Through studying and finding a bit of human tech floating in space, I managed to find my way here! The concept of social media as a whole is an interesting one, I'm mostly here to observe and interact with some of you humans.

DNI-

Black hole inhabitants Xenophobes

This is a safe for work account- my kind reproduces asexually and I am uninterested in engaging in any unsavory acts. Thank you.

I will not be doing a face reveal as I believe human brains are physically incapable of processing my face. According to tell from fellow researchers, you will go into a deep existential crisis or implode. I would not like to take that chance.

Some fun facts:

I am a proud father of two cute little ☊⏃⏁⌇ (my "fur babies")

I am on a mission to know everything there is to know about humans

Please send me asks! Id love to hear from a real live human!

1. Saw in your intro post that you mentioned being asexual! Or uh, producing asexually. While humans can't produce asexually, they can still be asexual! :D

2. I also saw in another post about you either wanting to meet a human or owning one? Uh, I don't know about the owning part, but depending on how far away your planet is, I might be willing to meet you! You seem like a lovely individual :D

amazing, I appreciate that humans are one of few animals not constantly desperate to reproduce. There are already many of you walking around, it’s probably better to be enjoy your world while you can instead of rushing through it.

We can drift away from our pack or choose to leave it, but that has nothing to do with scent. It's to do with the behaviour of the pack! Sometimes humans can be like, 'kicked out' of the pack, but that's only when the human is behaving horribly towards other members of said pack.

Additionally, I've only ever known scent to impact two things: 1. How attractive you appear to other humans (if your scent is unpleasant, you aren't really attractive), 2. How recognisable you are to animals around you (cats and dogs are known for recognising people (and others in their pack) based on scent).

what a relief! Many of your fellow earth animals are left alone when they smell like another creature, how lucky your kind knows eachother better!

Uhhh, I watched two young humans (not super young - like, teenage humans) (i was also a young human at the time) get into a physical fight/ an argument and then get in trouble with an adult human because they weren't allowed/ supposed to fight each other

But as of currently, I quite enjoy being called "adorable" because I like to feel cute :>>

I probably don't find it to be condescending because I'm like, comfortable with you (in a not weird way) and therefore comfortable with you calling me cute and adorable

🤷‍♂️

We do often find each other adorable :>

The reason I observe other humans is because: I'm using other humans as reference for how I should behave around others, and because I'm a naturally curious person that just likes to see what others are up to (I would usually only people watch when I was alone, though)

Because as humans pack bond with the dog, the dog also pack bonds with the humans! Because they end up associating us with safety and food

All of the different forms of art that humans are able to produce. Aka, I also adore our creative abilities! The act of creating art is also very enjoyable :)

I also like interacting with other humans! We are such a silly species (when we aren't being mean to each other), and I just like watching people be weird (in a positive way). I used to do a lot of people watching when I was younger. I just find us so entertaining/ endearing.

Through research, I have found that scientists view them as mainly just an evolutionary leftover - basically, they have no purpose for modern humans.

fascinating!

Uhhh, I think it might depend on the human - because a lot of humans are allergic to some animals, and I've also seen videos of humans that have bonded with animals that I'd at most admire from afar.

However, for me personally:

Off-limits for me:

Bears, crocodiles, alligators, lions, tigers, hippos, Monkeys, Komodo Dragons, any kind of large spider (I can live with the little ones in my house if they don't get near me, but I'm scared of the larger ones), sharks, seals, sea lions

There are more, but I think the list would end up being too long (the animals you listed in your question are ones that I would allow in my pack (alongside other animals))

The main reason they would be off-limits for me is because, even if they were bonded with me, they probably wouldn't recognise how strong they are in comparison to me and they might just accidentally kill me one day (some of them would be off-limits even if they did recognise their strength in comparison to me)

Cats aren't typically used for meat. however, some cultures in like, parts of East and Southeast Asia have eaten cats (i thinkk) - its historically rare, though, and very frowned upon by the majority of humans.

Cats are typically kept as companions! I don't personally have one, but I have interacted with them before. They're very cute, and I understand the people that have them.

Additionally, owning a cat can help to improve our health by lowering stress (most of the time), reducing blood pressure, and easing feelings of loneliness (as I said, companions).

Interacting with cats also releases calm hormones like oxytocin, and their purrs can even help to lower heart rates and soothe anxiety in humans.

I'm doing wonderful! :D

Just for curiosities sake, do you have any human related questions that you'd like to ask me?

So I decided to send you my own photo of a cat I came across :]

The cat is doing what we call loafing - where they tuck their legs under their body