THE BIG SLEEP by RAYMOND CHANDLERĀ āSENTENCE MEME
feel free to change pronouns/whathaveyou
ā Tall, arenāt you? Handsome too, and I bet you know it. āĀ
ā Get on with you. You heard me. āĀ
ā You didnāt say anything. Youāre just a big tease. āĀ
ā Youāre cute. Iām cute too. āĀ
ā Itās too hot in here for a man with blood in his veins. āĀ
ā You may smoke, sir. I like the smell of tobacco. āĀ
ā A nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy. āĀ
ā Tall, arenāt you? Handsome too, and I bet you know it. āĀ
ā I test very high on insubordination. āĀ
ā It was a ridiculous marriage of course, and it probably didnāt last a month, as a marriage. āĀ
ā Then she tried to sit in my lap. āĀ
ā Tall, arenāt you? Handsome too, and I bet you know it. āĀ
ā Do I have to be polite or can I just be natural? ā
ā Neither of them has any more moral sense than a cat. āĀ
ā Are you attempting to tell me my duties? āĀ
ā Youāre not much of a gusher are you? āĀ
ā I donāt see what there is to be cagey about, and I donāt like your manners. āĀ
ā I didnāt ask to see you. You sent for me.Ā āĀ
ā I donāt mind you ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a scotch bottle.Ā āĀ
ā I donāt mind your showing me your legs. Theyāre very swell legs and itās a pleasure to make their acquaintance. āĀ
ā I donāt mind if you donāt like my manners. Theyāre pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings. āĀ
ā But donāt waste your time trying to cross-examine me. āĀ
ā People donāt talk like that to me. āĀ
ā My God, you are a big dark handsome brute! āĀ
ā I ought to throw a Buick at you. āĀ
ā I loathe masterful men, I simply loathe them. āĀ
ā Just what is it youāre afraid of? āĀ
ā Get out! Damn you, get out! āĀ
ā I see. You interest me. Rather vaguely.Ā āĀ
ā As a matter of fact Iām not here. Youāre just seeing things. āĀ
ā Tut tut. Come into my boudoir. āĀ
ā So you like roulette. You would. āĀ
ā I like you. You believe in miracles. āĀ
ā She has a beautiful little body, hasnāt she? You ought to see mine. āĀ
ā Youāre as cold-blooded a beast as I ever met. āĀ
ā You know such lovely people. āĀ
ā Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains. āĀ
ā I donāt know hellās first whisper about you. āĀ
ā You might be a life taker for all I know. āĀ
ā Iāve been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate. āĀ
ā You think youāre so smart and youāre so goddamned dumb. āĀ
ā Iām too tired to talk, too tired to eat, too tired to think. āĀ
ā Remember me? I met you about a hundred years ago ā or was it yesterday? āĀ
ā You hinted you had something for me. What is it? āĀ
ā You and I ought to get along. āĀ
ā I wish to Christ I didnāt know half the stuff thatās brought to me.Ā āĀ
ā Knowing other peopleās business is the worst investment a man can make. āĀ
ā Are you my bodyguard now? āĀ
ā You should see him sober. I should see him sober. Somebody should see him sober. Ā I mean, just for the record. āĀ
ā Iāve even thought of marrying him. āĀ
ā I love a nice walk in the fog. You meet such interesting people. āĀ
ā I could get as drunk as two sailors and love it. āĀ
ā My heartās in my mouth doing this. āĀ
ā You have wicked eyes. āĀ
ā He hasnāt many illusions, but I suppose he still has his pride.Ā āĀ
ā Weāre his blood. Thatās the hell of it. āĀ
ā I donāt want him to die despising his own blood. āĀ
ā It was always wild blood, but it wasnāt always rotten blood.Ā āĀ
ā So you shoot people. Youāre a killer. āĀ
ā Thanks, lady. Youāre no English muffin yourself. āĀ
ā Letās get out of this rotten little town. āĀ
ā Hold me close, you beast. āĀ
ā Kissing is nice, but your father didnāt hire me to sleep with you. āĀ
ā You son of a bitch. āĀ
ā Donāt think Iām an icicle. Iām not blind or without senses. I have warm blood. āĀ
ā Youāre easy to take ā too damned easy. āĀ
ā If you say that again, Iāll scream. āĀ
ā Men have been shot for little things like that. āĀ
ā Men have been shot for practically nothing. āĀ
ā Get it through your lovely head. I work at it. I donāt play at it. āĀ
ā I think the whole thing was just some kind of an act. If I wanted to flatter myself, Iād say it was at least partly for my benefit. āĀ
ā Do I have to tell you I loathe your guts, Mister Detective? āĀ
ā You have a lovely way with women. āĀ
ā I liked kissing you. āĀ
ā You kept your head beautifully. Thatās so flattering. āĀ
ā Should I congratulate you, or my father? āĀ
ā Take me away from here, if you will be so kind. Iām quite sure Iād like to go home. āĀ
ā You wonāt be a sister to me? āĀ
ā If I had a razor, Iād cut your throat ā just to see what ran out of it. āĀ
ā Cute, arenāt I? āĀ
ā I bet you canāt even guess how I got in.Ā āĀ
ā You came through the keyhole, just like Peter Pan. āĀ
ā Youāre cute, arenāt you? āĀ
ā Iām all undressed. āĀ
ā By God, it was right at the back of my mind. I was groping for it. I almost had it, when you spoke. ā
ā I always wear my rubbers in bed myself, in case I wake up with a bad conscience and have to sneak away from it. āĀ
ā Thatās nice, but Iāve already seen it all. Remember? Iām the guy that keeps finding you without any clothes on. āĀ
ā Listen, you donāt really care anything about me. Youāre just showing me how naughty you can be. ā
ā Youāve been following me around for a couple of days. Like a fellow trying to pick up a girl and lacking the last inch of nerve.Ā āĀ
ā Iām psychic. Shake your business up and pour it. I havenāt got all day. āĀ
ā Sheās too big for you. Sheāll roll on you and smother you. ā
ā I wouldnāt even argue with you. I wouldnāt waste the oxygen. āĀ
ā You didnāt ever get socked in the kisser, did you? āĀ
ā Did you know that worms are of both sexes and any worm can love any other worm? āĀ
ā Then Iām afraid youāre in a bad spot. And I hate killing. āĀ
ā I was afraid youād come back. āĀ
ā We had a date. I told you it was all arranged. āĀ
ā This is the last time. The next fast one you pull Iāll throw you to the lions, no matter whose heart it breaks. āĀ
ā Stand there, you son of a bitch. āĀ
ā So youāre just a brute after all. An utter callous brute.Ā āĀ
ā You tire me. God, how you tire me! āĀ
ā Can I go on being a son of a bitch, or do I have to become a gentleman like that lush passed out in his car the other night? āĀ