my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

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i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember
a married woman in Brasil about to explain to her husband why she's pregnant from another man ,saying that actually it was a man in a white suit that she met one night at a party and that actually not a man but a river dolphin
for context:
the once and future boyfriends

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An old concept that I'm still feral over, but a Dreamling fic in which the dreamling relationship is chronicled entirely by Yelp reviews of the New Inn.
Reviews are either 5* or 1* with surprisingly little in between, and the business owner replies are always a riot. They start off fairly normal, talking about the food and drink, the couple of guest rooms upstairs, the location and prices etc, but then they start to get weird.
Constantine leaves 3*, beer is shit whiskey is ok not haunted which is more than I can say for most london pubs and the response is Thanks Jo, but you're still banned
4* this place is run by my history professor and it's amazing but he asked me about my overdue essay three times so I can't give it 5* and Hob, who has had multiple students visit the pub for the sole purpose of doing this, is just like you still haven't submitted that, get off yelp and start citing your sources
There are multiple 5* reviews like would give 10* if i could, the owner chased off a neo nazi with a literal sword he pulled out from behind the bar
5* should probably give it less because a couple of times the answers to the history round on the monthly quiz night have been wrong, but otherwise it's a solid little place for a reasonably priced pint and a nice afternoon and Hob's response is just those answers were right
And then Dream comes back and the reviews start... Changing, a bit
One of the 1* reviews is just complaining about the fact that there was a bird at the bar and no one got rid of it and the reply from Hob is that's Matthew, he has a tab. Several of the 5* reviews are also about the fact that sometimes there's a bird in the bar
One of the 5* reviews is saw the most beautiful goth twink in the world, will definitely be going back and Hob nearly deletes that one. The reply instead is that's my boyfriend, unlike Matthew he never pays his tab
5* i have no idea how i got there or found the place because i swaer i was halfway across london from where google maps says it is but anyway the bartender was really great and understandig when I started crying on him, will defiantely go back if reality ever warps like that again. Response from owner: yeah sorry about the reality warping, we don't get it either
1* I only wish I could have given this establishment a glowing review – fabulous service, lovely food and a sumptuous wine I hadn't expected, but unfortunately I had to see my brother's face. Response from owner: Desire get off the internet, it doesn’t need your help
this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent
“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

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They match each other's freak so well that if they separate, the public is in critical danger
Dream: I have many siblings.
Hob: Yeah, like a thousand, right?
Dream: ...what?
Hob: Well, there was Morpheus, Phobetor, Phantasos, and a bunch more unnamed ones, if I recall correctly.
Dream: ...I do not know how to tell you that Ovid's Metamorphoses is not a historical record.
academic who writes a paper and just puts "credit to original author :)" for all their citations
He's just a little inmortal dude living his best life
i cant escape the tall one - short one
also
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pillowfort

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must a piece of media be “good?” is it not enough to first encounter it aged thirteen and have your brain completely rewired forever?
when things are going okay for once but you still have an anxiety disorder
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