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지갑방 (Wallet Room) by #3racha (J. One/#Han/Jisung, SPEARB/#Changbin, CB97/#BangChan of #StrayKids) - English Translation + Translator’s note 

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Chan:  When I’m walking down the street, no one’s ever like, ‘Hey look at that man.’ I think they’re just like, ‘Whoa, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!

Felix: Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.

I.N: I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Lee Know: You remember being 12 when you’re like “nobody look at me or I’ll kill myself.”

Seungmin: Top three colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.

Hyunjin: Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.

Changbin: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die.

Han: Some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “Do not fuck with me.” My vibe is more like, “Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you!”

Seungmin: good night jeongin

Jeongin: good night monster that eats boys who are bad

[180515] realstraykids:

아이엔 벽 뚫기 ㅋㅋㅋ

Trans:

I.N jumping through the wall kekeke 

Trans Cre: @straykidsvideo, take out with full credit

Translation of Video Cre:  @StrayKSubs

FL: hey I.N I heard that you can go through walls? 

IN: ahhh 

FL: how’d you do that? 

IN: thats easy. 

FL: be careful…hey hey wait.. *magic happens* 

FL: hey I.N where are you? 

IN: hyung.. save me… 

FL: where are you? 

IN: take me out of here!!

FL: where are you? I.N-ah, I.N-ah! *jacket appears* 

My brain: sure

*five minutes later*

My brain: what if bang chan used to be in a ninja gang before he became the leader of stray kids

Me: why would he-

My brain: just think about it, he’s always talking about “his ninjas” in 3racha songs

Me: maybe he just likes ninj-

My brain: and he can do a backflip

Changlix’s First Impression 

Felix: Everyone was practicing…oh yeah, it was during the showcase (this part got cut off in the video sjfsk sorry). Everyone was preparing, while I was just sitting down. The person next to me was Changbin

Changbin: Right

Felix: And he was like, “Hey, man, how are you doing?“

Stray Kids: OoOoOoOohhhh wOOOOOO

Changbin: I wasn’t pretending to be good at English. I wanted to make Felix feel less awkward

Felix: Really? I didn’t know that

Changbin: No– hEY

Hyunjin: Pretending to be good at English: failed

Felix: While he was speaking English, it was…

Woojin and Hyunjin: He liked seeing you work hard to try and talk to him

Changbin: So you thought it was cute

Felix: More than cute, I thought it was cool. And the second I saw his face, I was like "wOw, he’s really a man”