Ninja Sex Party Lyrics

"Whose fuck-rod are you jacking off tonight?"

"Focus! Focus! Penguin in a costume! How many Draculas are hiding in this room?"

"Sweet hamster, you have saved the galaxy. Fill your cheeks with sunflower seeds of victory"

"Gonna play with all my legos and then we'll eat some snacks"

"More pizza, Brian! With onions and ham, too Now coat me in pizza, and throw me, goddamn you!"

"It soared through the air like some pizza ass doves"

"We can hold hands, then you can watch me shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary!"

"I shall now expose my chest. Don't act like you're not impressed"

"He'll kick your ass in with his feet, then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass"

"He'll steal your girlfriend in the night, then he'll steal your soul. He'll have a threesome with them both. That's just how he rolls"

"I killed a king and changed the course of European history"

"Just ask Albert Einstein. He invented space."