BLOOD, LOVE, CANNIBAL

Blocking every single person I see bitching and moaning and throwing a hissy fit over Lampert's new face btw. It's not "ugly and unneeded and ew why does he have an eyelash now" it's a redesign to BETTER FIT ITS CHARACTER AND PORTRAY THAT THROUGH DESIGN! Half of yall are just upset that Lampert's becoming more visibly genderqueer like it hasn't reeked of genderqueerness since their very first sighting because it ruins your yaoi

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

@npd-mephone Thank You for warning us first :,)

being in small fandoms really is like *some of the most creative, visually stunning fanart you've seen* (41 notes)

im so mad because why have i never gotten the other ones and just the rainbow pride flag

Natural disasters! I never see anyone talk about that one and as a result I spent years thinking that watching my hometown get destroyed on the news and subsequently having to uproot my entire life at the age of seven wasn't Real Trauma because there was no Abuser™

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically