BADASS NUMBER WAH

Well, that is a perk.

One of the best perks if you ask me. 

Maybe you should get a job over the summer. It’ll give you a little idea as to what I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Why would I want to get a job? Wouldn’t you rather me not have a job so that I can pick you up from work on a daily basis.

Those of us who are broke and have kids to feed. 

I wouldn’t know about work, Full time scholarship means that my meals plans are pretty much paid for too.It’s a pretty good gig, You should try it sometime.

As soon as you can get over to the restaurant to pick me up from work.

Eww, work. Who wants to do that? I’ll be there as soon as I can. 

So how soon do I get to see you? 

How soon would you like to see me?

It makes me so happy when you say things like that.

I like seeing you happy, 

I know that football is your life. I love seeing you so passionate about something. It’s amazing.

But you’re my life too, and now that football season is over I can spend all my time and energy on you.

This sorcery is your lonely girlfriend who’s been feeling a bit neglected.

Thank you, For all the support that you have given me this past season. You are an amazing person for putting up with it.

We have fun and finally focus on something other than football?

Something other than football? What is this sorcery