Nozer!!

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

DC needs to take their filthy hands off my son Damian Al Ghul-Wayne and while they’re at it they can leave Talia alone as well- matter of fact they can take their paws of the entire Al Ghul family and the whole league too

canvas got hacked bc it is fundamentally immoral and will face divine wrath

The comedic potential of Bruce being a college drop out and Damian having his med degree is endless. Can you imagine how many situations Damian can smugly go "one of us has the medical degree Baba, and it sure isn't you"

if you comment on someones eating habits while theyre eating you automatically qualify for the death penalty sorry i dont make the rules