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doffy2

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

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This is one of your worst posts yet man

textposttropes

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

doffy2

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

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lavenderprose

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

energyprison

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

funstyle

i got that dog in me but it's one of those little fucked up trembling scared ones

churchsex

nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

lelouch

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

galaxycepheus

[ID. A beer advertisement with a row of cans, each with the face of a player from Mexico's men's football team, except for the aforementioned morita. There is a small pile of berries beside the last of the beer cans, which has been highlighted with a red circle. End ID.]

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chromaticrainarts

Made this in 10 minutes but you see the vision, statement

freakoutgirl

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

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helicalsymmetry

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

inthefallofasparrow

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thanksiloveyou

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

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divorce-enjoyer

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

divorce-enjoyer

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

sleepyjump

there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"

one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."

and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help

bonniebugsy

OP I think that might be the Devil

heir-of-the-chair

When people say “that’s the devil talking” they’re talking about This Guy

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

magn-animously

DIG

14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

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buriedunderyourmum

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hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

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thatghostthateatspeople

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

miseria-fortes-viros

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

commoncheemes

Your doing so good at increasing your skill stat in pan washing. I'm so proud of you. Best pan washer out there.

miseria-fortes-viros

this is so nice thank u….

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oopsabird

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

scumbagsblog

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

child-of-dolora

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

finninsanelycoolish-deactivated

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year!

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

I’ll fucking do it, darling

books-andbiscuits

yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere

!!

teaboot

Being Transmasc is wild because first you’re a girl and you’re weak whiny emotional irrational annoying and uppity and “on your period” and you’d be prettier if you smiled and stopped making everything about feminism all the damn time

and then all of a sudden you’re a man and you’re ‘the problem’ and you just want to oppress girls and talk over women to validate yourself and make it all about you because all men ever do is take over the conversation and be abusive and use their toxic masculinity to bludgeon everyone around them and like

The whole time you’ve always just been you

deafmangoes

Hate to tell you this teaboot but it's the same in reverse for us trans femmes

Solidarity in always "doing it wrong", eh?

teaboot

Masc spectrum 🤝 Femme spectrum

Being reduced to the worst gender stereotypes when we just want to be human people

teaboot

It’s not that a prison can’t be nice sometimes, it’s just that you can’t leave

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