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The truth is that Pluto was demoted not because we have anything against Pluto, but because if we let Pluto be a planet we’d have to let Ceres be a planet too, and, like, fuck Ceres in particular.

i literally said “hi” to a customer today and they replied “no”

One time a customer refused to speak a word to me the entire time I rang him up, and because I’m a bastard I took that opportunity to suggest every possible add-on sale, ask every related question and prolong the checkout as long as a could with this big, cheesy smile on my face. I gave him his receipt and said “have a wonderful day!” And he said “fuck you”

this video is so fucking accurate

I cried a little

this is the best thing i’ve ever watched

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

Happy Birthday to Edwin Hubble, the astronomer that the Hubble Telescope was named after!