"I belonged nowhere, I was free, but if this is freedom, I thought, I'd rather be / a good king's, a kindly emperor's, captiveâ -Nowhere (Adam Zagajewski)
Hello, citizens. I am Nowhere. By the time youâre getting this message, I should be long gone by now. I am not dead. I can never die. Just fade away for a while. Rest assured, I did not fade away as well. I am simply⌠gone. I do hope that all of you are behaving. Tell Hugh I say hi. Unless heâs hearing this, is so⌠hi Hugh.
Now some of you are asking questions about me. I heard that much. Heh⌠I suppose I can answer some of these questions.
Pronouns and gender: Why are you asking this? I donât have a gender, why do you think I would have a gender? Anyways, I use it/them.
Sexuality: Very nosy, arenât you all? I guess I have to answer this, huh? I am what you call an almondsexual, panromantic. Hm, interesting titles you place upon yourselves.
Likes: I do like destroying my enemies! I can tell you how I kill them if you want. Theima. Them. Whatttt, who said that? Was it you, Gerald?Gerald! Being free. Thatâs it.
Dislikes: Um⌠The possibility of my few remaining friends dying and leaving me alone again⌠Moving on!
Favorite color: Yellow. Itâs very appealing to me.
Favorite person: @them-offical. Next question.
Thatâs it: Good.
Apparently I have to show you photo of me? Very well, here you go.
Yes, I do look like that.
No, you may not call me a bug.
Goodbye, my darling citizens. I hope you all are doing okay.


















