wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

carly rae jepsen and abba have this thing in common where they make your blood feel carbonated

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

worms when it rains

Killing and hatred and violence

DESTRUCTION AND DEATH

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

when you finish givin’ Imhotep the nancy reagan treatment

ok so i made the mistake of standing on the beach in the dark and listen…….. listen. there is nothing that cares about you less than the ocean in the dead of night. it is tangible. you can’t fuckin see a thing. there is no horizon. it’s a ceaseless void and she cares for no one and loves nothing. you have to respect her bcs she clearly has no fuckin love for you and if she wanted she could take you and NO ONE WOULD KNOW