槙島 聖護

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

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❛ was that someone knocking? its not time for trick or treaters yet. ❜

❛ how can you watch movies like this? ❜

❛ stop predicting what’s going to happen next! you’re taking all the fun out of it. ❜

❛ you have to get real candy. we can’t be known as the house that handed out licorice. ❜

❛ if you scare me one more time, you’re going to end up getting hit. ❜

❛ you call that a costume? ❜

❛ it smells like a pumpkin threw up in here. ❜

❛ i brought a ouija board! ❜

❛ i don’t mess with spirits. ❜

❛ you’re just being paranoid. ❜

❛ can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. ❜

❛ do you save all your black clothes just for fall? ❜

❛ i hate halloween. ❜

❛ halloween parties are only good for two things: dressing in lingerie and getting really, really drunk. ❜

❛ did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. ❜

❛ i feel like we’re being watched. ❜

❛ are you sure this place is abandoned? ❜

❛ we really shouldn’t be here. ❜

❛ why is everyone in horror movies stupid? ❜

❛ do not go in there, you’re going to get murdered! ❜

❛ i’m no expert, but usually there’s signs saying ‘do not enter’ for a good reason. ❜

❛ i’m not scared. ❜

❛ can’t we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat halloween candy until we puke? ❜