sebastian valmont . 26 . local menace . professional vagabond . freelance photographer
I am a passenger
And I ride, and I ride
I ride through the city's backsides I see the stars come out of the sky yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky you know it looks so good tonight
hi folks ! so excited to be here. i bring 2 u... your local menace, sebastian:
Not everyone can say they’ve been to the Big Apple, but [ SEBASTIAN VALMONT ], a [ 26 ] year-old [ NONBINARY ] has lived in [ NEW YORK, TRIBECA ] for [ 26 YEARS ]. This is the city of dreams and [ HE ] knows it, because they came to NYC to be an [ PROFESSIONAL VAGABOND PHOTGRAPHER ]. Well, that and as an [ REGULAR CUSTOMER ] to [ NATHANIEL JONES ]. Living in the city means they meet all kinds of people, but everyone always seems to think they look like [ CHACE CRAWFORD ]. They even got away with free cab fare once because of it! [N, 25, she/her/they/them, est, n/a]
tw: addiction (drugs/alcohol), parental neglect
sebastian was raised to be part of new york’s elite for as long as he can remember : he was introduced to the best families, enrolled in the best schools, taken care of by... the best nannies. none of which made him any less of a pain in the ass in the end --- he never cared about status and would hang out with whomever came along the way. he was always a troublemaker at heart.
his father was cold and calculating, very demanding and........ frequently disappointed. sebastian would always find a way to do or say something that displeased him ---- and as time went by, he made ‘how can i disappoint my old man today?’ into a hobby. their morals and views never quite aligned, and sebastian always enjoyed adding fuel to the fire
his mother was the entire opposite: she babied him to the point he felt smothered. he couldn’t play with other kids, couldn’t swim in the pool without someone watching over him like a hawk--- couldn’t even cut his own food until he was like 13. he loves her, always has, but this attitude of hers only turned him into a thrill seeker when he got to his teens.
he’d do everything --- from skydiving to scuba diving. if there was something that would nearly give his mom a heartattack, he wanted to do it. this included a stream of girls his parents didn’t necessarily approve of.
sebastian was never too concerned with gender roles - another thing that made his old man mad. feminine or masculine never made a difference to him, if there was something he wanted to wear or something he wanted to do, those labels never held him back from pursuing his desires
his father wasn’t particularly kind or patient either, and he was at work more often than he was at home, and his mother would often be at parties or gallas, and things of the sort. for the most part, sebastian was actually raised by nannies that came and went, bc nobody could stand this devil child for too long. this inability to develop attachment resulted in sebastian alienating himself from the concept of family in general and just overall avoiding relationships later on in life, bc he didn’t believe people would stick around
he was never denied anything ---- which was not necessarily a good thing in retrospect. since he always had everything handed to him, sebastian never actually saw a reason to do anything with his life. he went to uni for creative writing, medicine, law, what have you - and didn’t finish anything . he quit most things in his life, and def has a problem committing. he’s a photographer, but only when he wants to be. he doesn’t take anything seriously, and has a problem admitting he’s passionate about... anything
developed a problem w narcotics when he was around... 16/17? and drinking. but his father wasn’t so much concerned for his well-being as much as he was concerned that his son was a bum, so he got scolded and never actually got help for it.
briefly went into therapy after jumping off the rooftop straight into the pool during a party, and getting fourteen stitches on his head. but that too, didn’t last
despite being an absolute air-head sometimes, he does have a good heart. he never thought himself as above anyone else despite his wealth, he’s just... aimless. and uses humor to deflect anyone from getting too close
def not comfortable w having emotions.
is the friend u can text to come pick u up at 4am and not only will he come but he’ll come with donuts
only-child syndrome. thinks the world revolves around him sometimes, and needs to be constantly reminded other ppl have lives too.
has the biggest sweet-tooth... you could probably bribe him into doing anything with a tasty dessert.
very impulsive, reckless, confident and an absolute charmer on his good days. he just wants everybody around him to feel good about themselves and enjoy life, because it’s pretty short and he doesn’t wanna miss it.
has 0 idea what he’s doing with his life
that’s all i have so far !! pls come at me for plots, i am accepting anything and everything thank u very much
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Which ex would you go back to if things were different?
❛ rylan ( @rylanpratt ) . i know ... i know --- it's not like i'm ever gonna tell her , i mean , there's no point now , but ---- things were good . things were really , really good . being with her felt .... real . it was never like that with anyone else before her . i really think if i'd been a better person and a little less of a coward , we could've had something . ❜
❛ this is evil and twisted and i do not condone it ... fuck avery ( @averydawsonson ) , marry valentine ( @stupidxlamb ) and kiss rylan ( @rylanpratt ) , which afterwards i assume i will be tasered to death , naturally . ❜
Would you ever give a fling with Valentine a chance?
❛ what is this obsession with valentine and i? trust me , i know we'd make very sexy babies but ... then beauty would reach its peak and life wouldn't be fun anymore . plastic surgeons would be out of jobs . instagram would close down . some things are just too powerful to be touched , anon . ❜ @stupidxlamb
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Avery’s eyes lingered for a moment at his bare back until the lights, reflecting on the muscles that flexed with every movement through the crowd. She wasn’t even aware of her surroundings as her mind wandered in thought before finding herself in a dark corner. Her eyes met his blue ones before color darkened by the dark space around them. As he leaned in closer, the smell of his cologne filled her nose instantly. A scent that suited him pretty well. She tilted her head up and scrunched up her nose a bit as though she didn’t believe a word he said. “I doubt it. I really dont believe you can do such a thing.” she pressed on, poking his chest lightly. “I just dont think you’ve got it in you to do that right here, right now. Yeah the strip show performance was great and all but i’m just not being swayed.”
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willingly coaxed into assuming this position , he’s found himself buzzing with antecipation to prove her wrong ----- but was that all there was to it ? this jovial , unconsequential spur of emotion reels his mouth into a simper —– small at first , and less restrained as it widens . more and more his senses are overcome by this profund trepidation , this deep-seethed infatuation that flutters in his chest like a hummibird’s tireless wings . thump . thump . thump . ❛ well , now i have to ... ❜ boastfulness reduced to a still small whisper , cheeks flush a bashful red at her small gestures of provokation , suddenly all too aware of the proximity he’d invited . he feels his hand ghosting along the dips and countorns of her waistline , settling at the small of her back for support . avery’s light as a feather within the cradle of his arms , bridal and unapologetically magnetic ; glued to his chest like a badge of honor . maybe it’s his head that can’t properly focus , can’t concentrate on the strain on his shoulders , or anything that doesn’t revolve around that flowery scent of hers permeating the air , and how his lashes are practically sweeping down the red apple of her cheeks like a doll’s hairbrush , wiping his brain clear of thoughts . ❛ ... ❜ there is an undeniable stillness to his demeanor , psyche flooded by rampant thoughts , frame instinctively inching closer as if pulled down by gravity itself .
❛ baguette clearly has a thing for red , my nose doesn't miss ---- so i'm gonna go with these two . even if they repeatedly deny my eggplant emoji to be accurate . danny clearly abandons me for sadie , because he's a traitor ---- and i know he checks her messages before he does mine . the ultimate betrayal . i lock ty in a room with deanie and force them to talk , whipping the outside of the door like an angry dominatrix every time they steer away from a resolution . i then procceed to beg her to forgive him and take him back , because otherwise he's gonna die alone and be eaten by cats . ❜ @dontdrxnkthewater / @tysonreynolds / @dannywintcr / @deaniebeale / @stupidxlamb / @missysadie
❛ alright... tough question , i see . --- and i'm assuming you mean beside my parents who are pretty much biologically wired to love me , yeah? um ... i couldn't say . i don't know . i think i just ... never felt that way : loved . like ... unconditionally . i always felt like i'd fuck up and they'd leave me , and that's usually what happened . maybe it was my fault . my therapist says i'm prone to self-sabotaging so , who knows ? maybe i wasn't ready to be loved . ❜
❛ my mom . somehow she still loves me , even though i nearly give her a new heartattack every week . call me a mama's boy , i don't care . my mom's better than yours . ❜ @vivalmont
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❛ i’m sensing a lot of judgement from someone who was seen walking out of her ‘dance partner’s’ house with sex hair . ------- and yes ... i read gossip . it’s either that or petending to listen to my dad talk about stocks in the morning . and noooo ----- don’t even try to bullshit me . i know that hair . i’ve been responsible for that hair . ❜ @rylanpratt
❛ i've been ... disappointed . i'm not gonna sit here and pretend i had my heart broken because ... i don't think i've ever been in love . not really . i've never felt that thing ... that you're supposed to feel . that kind of love that sweeps you off your feet and makes you look at the world through rose-colored glasses . does that even exist ? maybe i'm too much of an idealist . ❜
Sounds like you have feelings for Valentine, why don't you ask her out already?
❛ listen ... valentine's gorgeous . any guy or girl would be lucky to date her , but she's also my best friend . that matters way more to me than some short-lived romantic entanglement ever could . y'know when i'm old , and drooling , and probably gray because my genetics suck --- she's gonna be right there ... telling me to stop reminscing about my golden days and lift my butt off the couch to go for a walk . you can't top that . we'll probably still be together in hell , poking baquette and ty and danny with a trident . i never want her to be somebody i used to know . i love her too much to ever risk that . ❜ @stupidxlamb
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If you could change anything about your life, what would you change?
❛ ah ... what wouldn't i change . i fucked up so many times i lost track . some days i wish i wasn't even born --- it's not like ... i'm resentful to be here , y'know? it's just ... what am i good for , really? i feel like i'm just ... going through the motions , not making much of a difference . i always had this feeling maybe , my mom would've been happier if i never came into the picture . i know she loves me , but maybe if it wasn't for me she wouldn't still be married to a jerk , she'd be happier somewhere , backpacking through europe or something ----- i don't know . ❜
