for you

“What does that make salsa then? Fruit salad?”

“What kind of education did you receive? Salsa is a sauce.”

“it’s about quality over quantity, and mystic falls isn’t exactly QUALITY.” the witch argued.

“True, but I did find a two bedroom townhouse for $650 a month, and I can guarantee that’s nicer than a studio apartment for twice that much in Nola.”

“What about the question if a tomato is a fruit or vegetable?” 

“Technically, they’re a fruit because they have seeds. However, don’t be a dumb-dumb and put them in a smoothie.”

“affordable rent, it’s like we’re on another planet. how are you settling ?” 

“Exactly! I found a two bed, two bath for $650 a month. I don’t even need that much space, but I’m not complaining. Um, pretty well I guess. You?”

I miss New Orleans already.

“Bitch, me too.”

“Well if this isn’t crappy.”

“Crappy is a good word.”

basics

FULL NAME: Nour Safiya Rosza-Lacroix PARENT’S NAMES: Josh and Aiden AGE: 25 D.O.B.: April 12th PLACE OF BIRTH: Egypt GENDER IDENTITY: Cis-Female PRONOUNS: She/Her OCCUPATION: Clothing designer PREFERRED TITLE: Queen/Princess

history

HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED IN MYSTIC FALLS?

 “A few months.”

IF YOU’VE RECENTLY RETURNED, CAN YOU TELL US YOUR MOTIVATION?

 “I used to live in New Orleans, so no, I’m not returning. I don’t know why anyone would, honestly.”

HOW FAMILIAR ARE YOU WITH THE TOWN’S FOUNDING?

 “I know absolutely nothing about the founding of this town. I guarantee a rat would know more than I.”

DO YOU PLAN TO CREATE A LIFE HERE IN MYSTIC FALLS? 

“The price of living is pretty cheap, so yes. Unless I can find some place cheaper or I become rich.”

personal

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL? WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE A GOOD ROLE MODEL?

 “My role model is Queen Arawelo. She’s a bad ass and bold and really stuck a middle finger up to the patriarchy. I would not consider myself a role model. I don’t need that kind of responsibility.”

WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS?

 “Drinking a glass of wine on a balcony in either Paris or Italy while wearing a sheer black robe and having a scandalous affair with a beautiful woman.”

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM JOB? HOW DO YOU PLAN ON ACHIEVING IT?

 “Having my very own show during NYFW.”

WHAT IS YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE? 

“Pasta”

DO YOU HAVE ANY HIDDEN TALENTS?

 “I’m pretty good at making girls want to kiss me.”

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WOULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF? 

“Fuck that. I’m perfect.”

contest

HOW DID YOU PREPARE FOR THIS PAGEANT?

 “I didn’t.”

WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHER CONTESTANTS? “I’m hot, I’m Egyptian, and I was adopted by two men.”

HOW DO YOU PLAN TO IMPACT THE COMMUNITY WITH YOUR WIN? 

“By gracing the citizens with my beauty.”

IF YOU HAD TO PICK SOMEONE BESIDES YOURSELF TO WIN, WHO WOULD IT BE?

 “No one.”

AND FINALLY, WHY SHOULD YOU BE PICKED AS THE NEXT MISS MYSTIC FALLS?

the teen was the proper image of boredom, basketball spinning on his finger as he lazily watched what seemed like a couple midargument. “ so this town sucks people’s memories, give them a blood kink and now it’s also capable of killing someone by boredom. it truly is the gift that keeps on giving, ” he mused. “ any other talents i’m missing? ”

“It also has really shit food. I went to that Grill place for lunch and even Gordon Ramsay, may he rest in peace, wouldn’t be able to fix that establishment.”

“Is there even a right answer to that question?”

“There’s an answer for every question, babes.”

“Still not sure how I feel about this place. Is there anything fun to do??”

“From what I’ve gathered, no. It would be more fun to watch paint dry than do anything this town even considers fun.”