"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

plants love being polyploid its one of their favorite things to be

you give animals an extra set of dna and they crumble into a little cartoon pile of ash. you give plants an extra set of dna and they say ahh finally an extra set of dna to do activities with

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

yeah i have an outside husband lol i know its unethical but he just loves exploring

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

this is how i feel whenever i open tumblr

“the internet didnt fuck me up but its fucking kids up now” i dont think it didnt fuck us up guys

it’s a little more nuanced than that

actually “women should not be obligated to wear makeup” is not a statement that needs more nuance

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

shirt that says "i hope the next thing i love kills me" on the front and a massive red rectangle on the back

notice how everyone is horny today