Welcome to My Dreamland

@notyouraveragedreamland

Every girl gets horny.. Especially me... I'm 19 years old, and I'm from the PA! Ask me anything you like, the links below lead all over... This is my porn outlet mostly... so fuck off if you get offended easily. These are the bits and pieces that I don't share with my friends... NSFW +18. If you aren't 18 or older get the fuck on and come back when you're old enough. ;) ♥

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odetoanangel-deactivated2015012

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cultporn

benandtherabbithole-deactivated

I find that holding hands is more intimate than sex. Holding hands during sex is bloody ecstasy.

stability

The grinch had 2 moms and no one ever said anything about it

nonbinaryjackfrost-deactivated2

the grinch isn’t a good example of a child successfully being brought up by homosexuals

jawkey-blog

He saved a whole town from a corrupt capitalist institution and singlehandedly took down every prominent member of the whoville bourgeoisie all in one night

I think it’s an excellent example

i-wanna-be-real-fake

kyloreybans-deactivated20160107

AW JEMMA look

coral

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siraxman

thepunkmummy-deactivated2019052

master-of-slave

Me encanta

realivt

Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with the one thing that is yours.

(via mysubmissivemind)

coral

valvala-deactivated20141226

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

deathbedscene-archive

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

kamerlortoriginal-deactivated20

“your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“bitch I’m black what are you on”

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thecautiousbisexual

once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”

and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”

AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

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clevverbot

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER

FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT

SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD

AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED

I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

kimpissable

shhh the pickles are sleeping

mercy-misrule

doctordisaster

makin’ racists angry

cherrispryte

have all y’all seen this? cause if not, you need to see it.

9secretsigns

It’s very very very easy to do.

towritelesbiansonherarms

or you’re just messing with someone’s favourite character

strawberreli

guys, i found the racist

ronrulezd00d

arrgorns

C O R A L I N E (2009)

How can you walk away from something and still come back to it? Walk around the world. Small world.

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