Things that are Things.

IF YOU ARE ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR A JOB AND USING AN HR SOFTWARE TO HANDLE THAT PROCESS

THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING REASON YOU SHOULD BE GHOSTING CANDIDATES

THE FUCKING SYSTEM CAN BE SET UP TO AUTO SEND EMAILS

Trinity’s confession

I did that in high school with both of my parents in the car

Teenage hormones are wiiilllld my friends

Why?

Ever since work from home became a thing I have enjoyed having fun nails and I’m a little weird so flowers or other things aren’t for me

So eyeballs it is

Example: I go to a show with a long time friend who I haven’t seen in a while and we have seats 103 and 104 so I ask him if he can sit in 104 because it’s a bad number and he said “yes but isn’t it a good number because when you add them together it makes an odd number?” Absolutely not because 5 is a bad number and 4 is the only good even number and I only add the numbers together if the last number is not a good number. (1,3,7,9 are good numbers and 4 is acceptable but not if it’s the last number only if the other numbers add to 4 and only if the last number is not a good number)

Also I do not enforce it on my parents or J and I do a better job not getting other people involved but sometimes if they aren’t looking I will adjust the volume or temperature to a good number

I used to ask him to change it but he calms me so I don’t mind as much

I was also doing ok getting out of bed and not looking at the time if I didn’t have an alarm

Now I’m stuck waiting for a good number again and I end up freaking out and delaying getting out of bed because it doesn’t feel like the right number

I stretched out my legs and she touched her paws to my foot

Our toes are now interlocked

I can’t get a picture because it’s dark and I don’t want her to wake up

It’s been almost four months and I’ve gained a ton of weight and done nothing productive and second guess my worth every minute of every single day

I cry before speaking to anyone for job related reasons and the other day was given a talking to by an HR person because I had some computer issues on my interviews that “made them concerned about my ability to work from home” despite working from home for six years and then the lady told me they can only do 25k less than I need

I had to lie through my teeth that I’d be ok with that while praying one of the other jobs would reach out before my last interview because NY doesn’t let you refuse an offer

I live in one of the most expensive places and I took a backslide in pay to go back to my old job with the promise of partial ownership

If I took a job 25k less than even that I’m going back 6 years in title and rate

I’ve only interviewed with 4 places in 4 months and felt super confident about my interviews until I haven’t heard anything for a week or two

If they all fall through I have nothing

I’ve lost an incredible amount of money and I have spent poorly assuming work would come

He’s told me he gets really upset when I ask repeatedly if he likes me or if he wants to do forever with me because it makes him feel like I don’t think so or want to

For the rest of my life

And then possibly other areas because I seem to be prone to potentially cancerous moles

This surgery was much deeper than the first time which was about 10 years ago

This surgery required that they take a lot of tissue because the doctors weren’t sure if it was or wasn’t melanoma

He fell asleep like two minutes in and when I was talking to the child about the show J sits up and claims he was not asleep

I asked what happened on the show for the last twenty minutes and he said

I have not encountered one in the 19 years I’ve lived on Long Island

I let my dog out to pee and it’s raining and I still get petrified they might be everywhere outside

Also a guy followed us around Rome playing some instrument that makes frog sounds and my mom almost had to fight him because I couldn’t enjoy the birthday dinner

Below is the dog who went outside

She cannot be trusted