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I heard Tim's on here so that's nice
Uh, so that moon war, eh?
That's all from me
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@notthekaiserslenny
Hey! Uh, don't know how I'm alive but I am!
Names Bertie
He/Him
I heard Tim's on here so that's nice
Uh, so that moon war, eh?
That's all from me
Enjoy your day
Or don't

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Bertie??????????
- @your-humble-captain
Hey I remember you!!!
Hello I know your gay for Tim
Me and my twin have planned to prank Tim and give him a gay attack. (Specifically @ literallygunpowdertim)
Care to attack him with gayness and give him gay attack?
- @elipses-isntsupposedtobehere
yes
So YOU'RE the gay one?
( @notthekaiserslenny )
That absolutely does not narrow it down between anyone on this ship.
Yeah, I guess Tim may be worse
You have received a randomly generated snack.
Please enjoy this: Boozy dole whip pops
Hell yeah

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grab yourself and laser lad and serve your queen with a smile, smile, smile!
( @wheezecheese can you guess what album im on?)
Well youβre quoting Moon Kaiser so it has to be Tales To Be Told (Volume 1 (the good ones))
Cooked last night, and cooked the night before, gonna be cooked tonight if weβre never cooked no more!
when youβre cooked, youβre hot as you could be, βcause the Kaiser wants to microwave the British infantry!
Hey so I saw you both were talking about gunpowder Tim vs the moon kaiser!
Yes, the story of you and your boyfriend
HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND
β¦and Johnny, your other boyfriend.
AAAAAHHDAHCHDSHJCNDJSBCHHBDEHGCB
hey, @notthekaiserslenny is Tim your boyfriend?
Fiance
poopoo face
WHAT
so how do you feel about Bertie :)
- (@freakinthewalls)
Uhhβ¦I-in what way do you meet feel about him
just how do you feel about him, thatβs all I swear :)
β¦.okβ¦
Well, heβs a very nice man and the bestest friend Iβve ever had :)
so itβs purely platonic?
β¦.yesβ¦
are you sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
β¦yes.
No
I SAW THAT
UH UH SAW WHAT IDK WHAT YOURE ON ABOUT ..
WHAT IS THIS
/silly
β¦no clue what Youre hon aboutβ¦.i donβt see anything thereβ¦
ITS RIGHT THERE π
thatβs it im stapling ever gay thing that u did to ur forehead in ur sleep
ITLL RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL FACE
DONT CARE COME HERE
NOOOOOOOO
there let that be a reminder /silly
@notthekaiserslenny get ur bf pls
Yeah yeah I'm coming damn
Missing Bertie again </3
"I'm a straight white man"
Those dates meant NOTHING to you?
..I have no clue what your on about π
I can't believe you
Do NOT blow my straight cover Bertie.
All those years
Wdymβ¦Iβm..uh, straight..
I'm going to find that Jonny fella
You rang? How can I be of service?
Oh you're a horse now
Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath π₯
Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid
You could burn the house down
God forbid a man tries to flirt
You suck at it
As if Youre any better.
I bought you flowers
Well, yeah, but Iβm still better at pickup lines <3
I'll pick up your lines
Makes no sense but ok
*giggles and kicks feet*
Also I found these

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Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath π₯
Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid
You could burn the house down
God forbid a man tries to flirt
You suck at it
As if Youre any better.
I bought you flowers
Well, yeah, but Iβm still better at pickup lines <3
I'll pick up your lines
Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath π₯
Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid
You could burn the house down
God forbid a man tries to flirt
You suck at it
As if Youre any better.
I bought you flowers
Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath π₯
Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid
You could burn the house down
God forbid a man tries to flirt
You suck at it
Missing Bertie again </3
"I'm a straight white man"
Those dates meant NOTHING to you?
..I have no clue what your on about π
I can't believe you
Do NOT blow my straight cover Bertie.
All those years
Wdymβ¦Iβm..uh, straight..
I'm going to find that Jonny fella
Are you a hairdryer? Cuz I want you in my bath π₯
Why would you put a hair dryer in there stupid
You could burn the house down

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Missing Bertie again </3
"I'm a straight white man"
Those dates meant NOTHING to you?
..I have no clue what your on about π
I can't believe you
Do NOT blow my straight cover Bertie.
All those years
Missing Bertie again </3
"I'm a straight white man"
Those dates meant NOTHING to you?
..I have no clue what your on about π
I can't believe you