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JW: Well,you know.Pink lady,pink case,pink phone.There was a lot of pink.Didn't you like it?

SH: Um…no.

JW: Why not? I thought you'd be flattered.

SH: Flattered?! "Sherlock sees through everything and everyone in seconds.What incredible,though,is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things."

JW: Hang on a minute,I didn't mean that…

JW: Mr. Holmes!

JW: Those were your parents?

SH: Yes.

JW: Well…That is not what I…

SH: What?

JW: I mean,they're just so…ordinary.

JW: Am I pretty?This?

SH: Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,influences and role models.

Across the other side, of the cordoned area, surrounded by flashing blue lights and hurrying policemen --

Dr. John Watson.He’s just standing, there, watching - quiet, reserved, military.

Sherlock just stares for a moment. Oh my God.

JW: Hey,what happened to my chair?

SH: It was blocking my view to kitchen.

JW: Well,it's good to be missed！

SH: You were gone.I saw an opportunity.

JW: When did we agree that?

SH: We agreed it yesterday.Stop!Closer.

JW: I wasn't even at home yesterday.I was in Dublin.

SH: It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.

JW: Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?

JW: Ready?

Human Smaug - (2022)