Heisst die Vagina einer Vegetarierin Gemöse?
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Heisst die Vagina einer Vegetarierin Gemöse?
so schlecht, dass es schon fast wieder witzig ist (via germanlanguagerocks)

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President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie
If Lena Dunham was a man and wrote about molesting his little sister as a boy the feminists, media, and liberals would be going bat-shit crazy right now. But they're not, because they're all fucking hypocrites.
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I’m tired.
You have to sleep with me.
Yes
What the fuck.
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
You guys have clearly never dealt with babies, it’s called swaddling you dumbasses and it helps calm a baby down and it makes it easier for a mother to hold onto/nurse a very fussy baby.
also it makes babies less likely to like poke themselves in their eyes or scratch their faces up with their demon infant nails
seriously, baby nails are incredibly sharp and a baby does not need to claw themselves up
swaddling is an ancient as fuck technique to keep your baby warm, safe, and calm (it simulates being held which helps make babies chill) and this particular invention means swaddling without all the fabric which will help keep babies cooler in warm climates, and also allow for changing diapers and the like without unswaddling them
sit yo asses down and learn to care for a small hairless human
Ps. Babies sometimes startled them self if they move to quick. As they; at an early age still do not have control of their movements, swaddling helps them to not have a mini panic attack.
It kinda weird at times because they can be asleep then they will jolt and wake up with the “WTF??? that was scary!!!” then start crying.
Jesus swaddled
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
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She should take on my case.
I mean that platonically. But if the situation arose...
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I agree that redheads are the most beautiful
They are! Capturing and sexy. I love redheads.
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dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
THANK YOU!!!!
He also graffiti’d a building in Australia and when the mayor of the Gold Coast asked him politely to clean it (despite this being a criminal offence and having video evidence of him doing it) he got on a plane and went ot the next country. I really fucking hope he gets arrested.
And all of this is predates the Brazil fiasco
I am so fucking sick and tired of people defending him no matter how much evidence there is
He also told one of his fans she was a beached whale.
Also pretty gay
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
THANK YOU!!!!
He also graffiti’d a building in Australia and when the mayor of the Gold Coast asked him politely to clean it (despite this being a criminal offence and having video evidence of him doing it) he got on a plane and went ot the next country. I really fucking hope he gets arrested.
And all of this is predates the Brazil fiasco
I am so fucking sick and tired of people defending him no matter how much evidence there is
He also told one of his fans she was a beached whale.
Also pretty gay