Not So Sad

Step 3: Buy her food

Step 4: Fuck her hard

Step 5: trEAT her right

Step 6: Make her cum first

Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep

Step 8: Text her back fast

Step 9: respect her

Step 10: make her feel special

Step 11: don’t lie to her

step 12: be her best friend

Step 13: hold her

Step 14: communicate with her

Step 15: give unlimited booty rubs

Step 16: always let her know her feelings are valid

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

THE POCAHONTAS ONE SJDHAJSDB

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

talking to someone with an open mind is like seriously my favorite things because there’s never an end to what you can talk about and learn

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world