[semi-hiatus] Are you ready, punks?

✨ my shop is officially OPEN ✨

after some time of yelling at my own devices and writing micro‑guides out of spite, my shop is live with some guides that actually explain how to play mobile games without losing your mind. they’re up.

what’s inside right now: 🗡️ GOT:Legends Zero‑Stress Auto‑Play Philosophy 🗡️ GOT: Legends Zero-Waste Resource Management

AND because my brain cannot rest, I also have a series for the cozy merge‑game crowd:

🌸 The 7 Deadly Sins of Merge Games 🌸 Zero‑Stress Tips for Clean Boards & Fast Progress

everything is short, sharp, zero‑fluff, and priced reasonably because I believe in affordable sanity.

WE ARE LIVE!!!

Announcing the new signature fanmerch line for Egg Wizard, INDIE GAME GUYS!

The launch line features 6 characters from some of my personal favourites, and hopefully some of yours too! Later I will consider adding new permanent characters and guest characters, along with a whole load of new lines and designs. You guys can get involved with suggesting and voting on both of these!

If you guys out there have any ideas for future lines and characters, please send them in via the ask box, I'd love to hear your thoughts!

Best piece I once made for them 585 which was also turned into keychains cuz I love them so ❤️💚

I did another one.

Gun, gun, cigarette.

Whiskey, whiskey, cigarette.