Mal

Mal: oh I know the reason, alright.. we’re down here because heaven didn’t care about us. They gave us shitty lives on earth and when we finally retaliated from all the bullshit they allowed to happen to us, they sent us down here. It’s time they get a taste of their own medicine, don’t you think?

Aponi: no Mal. They gave us free will. What we did with it does not excuse us from the consequences of our actions. I sinned. Im down here. Thats it. End of story.

Mal: Oh for- Come on! Aren’t you tired of those fuckers up there walking all over us?! We suffered on earth because of them, now we’re suffering in hell also because of them! All of them! And they deserve exactly what’s coming to them.. they- you know how dirty they all did us! You know that we’ve been suffering since we were born and they allowed it to happen! While we were on earth praying for it all to end they- they did nothing! You know, right?! That- that I only killed those people because no one else was going to stop them from hurting other people because heaven allowed them to roam free without consequences! You-.. You know, right?! Tell me you know!

Mal: oh I know the reason, alright.. we’re down here because heaven didn’t care about us. They gave us shitty lives on earth and when we finally retaliated from all the bullshit they allowed to happen to us, they sent us down here. It’s time they get a taste of their own medicine, don’t you think?

(yay bit how do we start it)

Aponi: *standing right outside the door to Alistars studio, leaning against them doorframe*

Mal: *mutters to herself, quickly hiding behind a wall* what the fuck? Why does he have a- …. *eyes widen as she realizes the guard looked familiar* …. no.. that can’t be right..

Aponi: *doing her nails, her muscles straining against her suit*

Mal: hm… *starts humming to distract her*

Aponi: *perks up a bit* who's there? *looks around*

Mal: *doesn’t move, and just keeps playing with her knife*

Aponi: Come out now and I'll be nice about whoever you are sneaking into the room

Mal: *just keeps going, still hiding from aponi*

Aponi: *groans and walks closer to the sound*

Mal: *is waiting for her to get closer*

Aponi: *is just around the corner*

Mal: *tackles aponi, pinning her to the ground*

Aponi: *glares before her eyes shoot open in surprise* .... Mal...?

Mal: *laughs* and here I thought you’d already forgotten about me

Aponi: *pushes Mal off and pins her to the ground* forgotten about you? Mal i would never

Mal: I mean.. *pushes her off and pins her to the ground once again* .. it’s been quite a while, hasn’t it?

Aponi: yeah. I seem to recall the last time we saw each other you abandoned me. *pushes her off and punches her in the gut before standing back up*

Mal: *grunts* touche..! *trips aponi so she falls back to the ground*

Aponi: *sighs and just lays on the floor before standing up calmly* look. You're here to kill alastor, and frankly I couldn't care less. He's an asshole. But my job is to be his bodyguard for the day and im getting paid for it.. so.... is there a way we can come to an agreement? Maybe ill pay you ro kill Jason. How's that trade?

Mal: whoa, there! Jason? THE Jason Alvarez? I thought he was your boyfriend. What happened?

Aponi: oh you know... after I got back from joining the army he decides he's tough shit and he starts abusing me... the final straw was the day he... *scoffs* what's it to you? Figured youd still hate him

Mal: ..I do hate him, but I also knew you were crazy about him so this came off as a surprise. *tightens her grip on her knife* … but I see my hatred’s been justified. You sure you don’t wanna kill him yourself?

Aponi: nah. I never wanna see his face again. Dead or otherwise

Mal: .. alright. If you say so, then.. I’d be happy to kill him. *pauses* …. But I’m also getting paid to kill Alastor. 😨

Aponi: could you just let this one go..? For old times sake? Hes.. kinda paying my rent right now

Mal: wait- he is?

Aponi: i mean... not literally... but he's my boss and hes... actually pretty tolerable. I get the people who want him dead, but he's been a gentlemen to me. Despite how fake he still is. And the pay is good

Mal: then what do I tell my boss?

Aponi: *sighs* I dont know.... tell him you tried but I bested you in combat? *smirks*

Mal: *chuckles* yeah, like that’s gonna convince him!

Mal: …. Heeeeeey Alastor! I’m uh, Lilly’s friend! Sort of.

Mal: woah, woah! I didn’t even get to agree with this!

Mal: oookay… so who gets to pick where we eat?

Alastor: I know a darling little place downtown run by, oh what's his name.... Valentino? Owned by Vox-tech of course~

Mal: .. oh. Okay!

Mal: it’s kinda weird why you’d wanna hang around in your business enemy’s club

Mal: *rolls her eyes* oh yeah, haha very funny indeed!

Aponi: yikes.... so... what're you gonna tell him?

Mal: I’ll figure it out! But do we really have to go to Val’s?

Aponi: not unless you wanna have an awkward run in with my old boss.

Mal: I’m sorry- former boss? *grimaces* that’s- eugh, I can’t even begin to explain working for him. *pauses* .. so why did Alastor wanna go to Val’s then?

Alastor: I wanted to see how fast youd break :)

Mal: so you only care about seeing me “break” rather than how your “girlfriend” would feel seeing her former boss, when you, Vox’s business rival, very well know how his colleagues act with their own employees- WHICH would imply that Lilly might’ve gotten that same treatment from them? What a fine gentleman, you are!

Mal: *smirks* do I get to be the cat?

Alastor: Alright this is boring to me now! Go, my dear, have fun with your- eugh.... friend. *kisses aponi's hand. Before disappearing*

Mal: …. *bursts out laughing*

Aponi: *just smiles*

Mal: okay- annoying that guy is so much better than killing him

Aponi: I've been doing it for years... although I think he gave up with me

Mal: well- I’m gonna do this more often now. *lets her laughter die down* soooo… why was he acting like he’s your boyfriend even though he’s.. not? I mean, the hand kiss thing earlier, calling you Lillian, calling you his GIRLFRIEND-

Aponi: he's convinced that i like him. He thinks he snapped grtme to do whatever he wants because of that. And he does it to annoy me

Mal: oh, wow. What an ego

Aponi: mh. You're one to talk. What about vox?

Mal: what about him?

Aponi: last I heard,Vox wanted to make a statue of himself in the middle of the vee's city. Thats pretty egotistical

Mal: that’s one thing, but he’s not delusional like Alastor is.

Aponi: i wouldn't say delusional.... hes just gotta work for it is all *smiles a bit* last time I gave a guy anything with no repricussions I ended up dead.

Mal: wait- you’re actually into Alastor?

Aponi: its... conplicated...

Mal: complicated how?

Aponi: I dont think im ready yet.... for.. a relationship i guess

Mal: and… you’re letting him act like your boyfriend..?

Aponi: I dont let him. He just doesnt listen.

Mal: *laughs* Right. When have men ever listened anyway?

Aponi: *laughs* how about never. So... how did you die?

Mal: it’s embarrassing, actually— I got hit by a car

Aponi: oooof sounds painful. I may need more context

Mal: I was running from the police and uhh.. a car just ran straight towards me

Aponi: running from the police? Not somwthi.g you wanna tell an army vet. *chuckles*

Mal: oh, what are you gonna do? Arrest me?

Aponi: you wish. Im not qualified to do that

Mal: but you’re not gonna turn me in are you?

Aponi: why exactly would I do that?

Mal: I tried to kill Alastor literally ten minutes ago

Aponi: no offence but I heard you from a mile away. He wasn't really in danger

Mal: .. *rolls her eyes* yeah, sure

Aponi: *giggles* so why vox?

Mal: *blushes but she tries to seem cool* well.. even though he’s an egotistical asshole who drives me up the wall most of the time, he still, you know.. sticks around despite all my-… whatever the hell’s wrong with me. Believe me, I’ve gone against the statue thing countless times. But underneath all that he’s… okay, and I guess I’m into it.

Aponi: I guess that's fair... as long as he's right for you

Mal: I hope he is

Aponi: im happy for you

Mal: um… thanks!

(yay bit how do we start it)

Aponi: *standing right outside the door to Alistars studio, leaning against them doorframe*

Mal: *mutters to herself, quickly hiding behind a wall* what the fuck? Why does he have a- …. *eyes widen as she realizes the guard looked familiar* …. no.. that can’t be right..

Aponi: *doing her nails, her muscles straining against her suit*

Mal: hm… *starts humming to distract her*

Aponi: *perks up a bit* who's there? *looks around*

Mal: *doesn’t move, and just keeps playing with her knife*

Aponi: Come out now and I'll be nice about whoever you are sneaking into the room

Mal: *just keeps going, still hiding from aponi*

Aponi: *groans and walks closer to the sound*

Mal: *is waiting for her to get closer*

Aponi: *is just around the corner*

Mal: *tackles aponi, pinning her to the ground*

Aponi: *glares before her eyes shoot open in surprise* .... Mal...?

Mal: *laughs* and here I thought you’d already forgotten about me

Aponi: *pushes Mal off and pins her to the ground* forgotten about you? Mal i would never

Mal: I mean.. *pushes her off and pins her to the ground once again* .. it’s been quite a while, hasn’t it?

Aponi: yeah. I seem to recall the last time we saw each other you abandoned me. *pushes her off and punches her in the gut before standing back up*

Mal: *grunts* touche..! *trips aponi so she falls back to the ground*

Aponi: *sighs and just lays on the floor before standing up calmly* look. You're here to kill alastor, and frankly I couldn't care less. He's an asshole. But my job is to be his bodyguard for the day and im getting paid for it.. so.... is there a way we can come to an agreement? Maybe ill pay you ro kill Jason. How's that trade?

Mal: whoa, there! Jason? THE Jason Alvarez? I thought he was your boyfriend. What happened?

Aponi: oh you know... after I got back from joining the army he decides he's tough shit and he starts abusing me... the final straw was the day he... *scoffs* what's it to you? Figured youd still hate him

Mal: ..I do hate him, but I also knew you were crazy about him so this came off as a surprise. *tightens her grip on her knife* … but I see my hatred’s been justified. You sure you don’t wanna kill him yourself?

Aponi: nah. I never wanna see his face again. Dead or otherwise

Mal: .. alright. If you say so, then.. I’d be happy to kill him. *pauses* …. But I’m also getting paid to kill Alastor. 😨

Aponi: could you just let this one go..? For old times sake? Hes.. kinda paying my rent right now

Mal: wait- he is?

Aponi: i mean... not literally... but he's my boss and hes... actually pretty tolerable. I get the people who want him dead, but he's been a gentlemen to me. Despite how fake he still is. And the pay is good

Mal: then what do I tell my boss?

Aponi: *sighs* I dont know.... tell him you tried but I bested you in combat? *smirks*

Mal: *chuckles* yeah, like that’s gonna convince him!

Mal: …. Heeeeeey Alastor! I’m uh, Lilly’s friend! Sort of.

Mal: woah, woah! I didn’t even get to agree with this!

Mal: oookay… so who gets to pick where we eat?

Alastor: I know a darling little place downtown run by, oh what's his name.... Valentino? Owned by Vox-tech of course~

Mal: .. oh. Okay!

Mal: it’s kinda weird why you’d wanna hang around in your business enemy’s club

Mal: *rolls her eyes* oh yeah, haha very funny indeed!

Aponi: yikes.... so... what're you gonna tell him?

Mal: I’ll figure it out! But do we really have to go to Val’s?

Aponi: not unless you wanna have an awkward run in with my old boss.

Mal: I’m sorry- former boss? *grimaces* that’s- eugh, I can’t even begin to explain working for him. *pauses* .. so why did Alastor wanna go to Val’s then?

Alastor: I wanted to see how fast youd break :)

Mal: so you only care about seeing me “break” rather than how your “girlfriend” would feel seeing her former boss, when you, Vox’s business rival, very well know how his colleagues act with their own employees- WHICH would imply that Lilly might’ve gotten that same treatment from them? What a fine gentleman, you are!

Mal: *smirks* do I get to be the cat?

Alastor: Alright this is boring to me now! Go, my dear, have fun with your- eugh.... friend. *kisses aponi's hand. Before disappearing*

Mal: …. *bursts out laughing*

Aponi: *just smiles*

Mal: okay- annoying that guy is so much better than killing him

Aponi: I've been doing it for years... although I think he gave up with me

Mal: well- I’m gonna do this more often now. *lets her laughter die down* soooo… why was he acting like he’s your boyfriend even though he’s.. not? I mean, the hand kiss thing earlier, calling you Lillian, calling you his GIRLFRIEND-

Aponi: he's convinced that i like him. He thinks he snapped grtme to do whatever he wants because of that. And he does it to annoy me

Mal: oh, wow. What an ego

Aponi: mh. You're one to talk. What about vox?

Mal: what about him?

Aponi: last I heard,Vox wanted to make a statue of himself in the middle of the vee's city. Thats pretty egotistical

Mal: that’s one thing, but he’s not delusional like Alastor is.

Aponi: i wouldn't say delusional.... hes just gotta work for it is all *smiles a bit* last time I gave a guy anything with no repricussions I ended up dead.

Mal: wait- you’re actually into Alastor?

Aponi: its... conplicated...

Mal: complicated how?

Aponi: I dont think im ready yet.... for.. a relationship i guess

Mal: and… you’re letting him act like your boyfriend..?

Aponi: I dont let him. He just doesnt listen.

Mal: *laughs* Right. When have men ever listened anyway?

Aponi: *laughs* how about never. So... how did you die?

Mal: it’s embarrassing, actually— I got hit by a car

Aponi: oooof sounds painful. I may need more context

Mal: I was running from the police and uhh.. a car just ran straight towards me

Aponi: running from the police? Not somwthi.g you wanna tell an army vet. *chuckles*

Mal: oh, what are you gonna do? Arrest me?

Aponi: you wish. Im not qualified to do that

Mal: but you’re not gonna turn me in are you?

Aponi: why exactly would I do that?

Mal: I tried to kill Alastor literally ten minutes ago

Aponi: no offence but I heard you from a mile away. He wasn't really in danger

Mal: .. *rolls her eyes* yeah, sure

Aponi: *giggles* so why vox?

Mal: *blushes but she tries to seem cool* well.. even though he’s an egotistical asshole who drives me up the wall most of the time, he still, you know.. sticks around despite all my-… whatever the hell’s wrong with me. Believe me, I’ve gone against the statue thing countless times. But underneath all that he’s… okay, and I guess I’m into it.

Aponi: I guess that's fair... as long as he's right for you

Mal: I hope he is

(yay bit how do we start it)

Aponi: *standing right outside the door to Alistars studio, leaning against them doorframe*

Mal: *mutters to herself, quickly hiding behind a wall* what the fuck? Why does he have a- …. *eyes widen as she realizes the guard looked familiar* …. no.. that can’t be right..

Aponi: *doing her nails, her muscles straining against her suit*

Mal: hm… *starts humming to distract her*

Aponi: *perks up a bit* who's there? *looks around*

Mal: *doesn’t move, and just keeps playing with her knife*

Aponi: Come out now and I'll be nice about whoever you are sneaking into the room

Mal: *just keeps going, still hiding from aponi*

Aponi: *groans and walks closer to the sound*

Mal: *is waiting for her to get closer*

Aponi: *is just around the corner*

Mal: *tackles aponi, pinning her to the ground*

Aponi: *glares before her eyes shoot open in surprise* .... Mal...?

Mal: *laughs* and here I thought you’d already forgotten about me

Aponi: *pushes Mal off and pins her to the ground* forgotten about you? Mal i would never

Mal: I mean.. *pushes her off and pins her to the ground once again* .. it’s been quite a while, hasn’t it?

Aponi: yeah. I seem to recall the last time we saw each other you abandoned me. *pushes her off and punches her in the gut before standing back up*

Mal: *grunts* touche..! *trips aponi so she falls back to the ground*

Aponi: *sighs and just lays on the floor before standing up calmly* look. You're here to kill alastor, and frankly I couldn't care less. He's an asshole. But my job is to be his bodyguard for the day and im getting paid for it.. so.... is there a way we can come to an agreement? Maybe ill pay you ro kill Jason. How's that trade?

Mal: whoa, there! Jason? THE Jason Alvarez? I thought he was your boyfriend. What happened?

Aponi: oh you know... after I got back from joining the army he decides he's tough shit and he starts abusing me... the final straw was the day he... *scoffs* what's it to you? Figured youd still hate him

Mal: ..I do hate him, but I also knew you were crazy about him so this came off as a surprise. *tightens her grip on her knife* … but I see my hatred’s been justified. You sure you don’t wanna kill him yourself?

Aponi: nah. I never wanna see his face again. Dead or otherwise

Mal: .. alright. If you say so, then.. I’d be happy to kill him. *pauses* …. But I’m also getting paid to kill Alastor. 😨

Aponi: could you just let this one go..? For old times sake? Hes.. kinda paying my rent right now

Mal: wait- he is?

Aponi: i mean... not literally... but he's my boss and hes... actually pretty tolerable. I get the people who want him dead, but he's been a gentlemen to me. Despite how fake he still is. And the pay is good

Mal: then what do I tell my boss?

Aponi: *sighs* I dont know.... tell him you tried but I bested you in combat? *smirks*

Mal: *chuckles* yeah, like that’s gonna convince him!

Mal: …. Heeeeeey Alastor! I’m uh, Lilly’s friend! Sort of.

Mal: woah, woah! I didn’t even get to agree with this!

Mal: oookay… so who gets to pick where we eat?

Alastor: I know a darling little place downtown run by, oh what's his name.... Valentino? Owned by Vox-tech of course~

Mal: .. oh. Okay!

Mal: it’s kinda weird why you’d wanna hang around in your business enemy’s club

Mal: *rolls her eyes* oh yeah, haha very funny indeed!

Aponi: yikes.... so... what're you gonna tell him?

Mal: I’ll figure it out! But do we really have to go to Val’s?

Aponi: not unless you wanna have an awkward run in with my old boss.

Mal: I’m sorry- former boss? *grimaces* that’s- eugh, I can’t even begin to explain working for him. *pauses* .. so why did Alastor wanna go to Val’s then?

Alastor: I wanted to see how fast youd break :)

Mal: so you only care about seeing me “break” rather than how your “girlfriend” would feel seeing her former boss, when you, Vox’s business rival, very well know how his colleagues act with their own employees- WHICH would imply that Lilly might’ve gotten that same treatment from them? What a fine gentleman, you are!

Mal: *smirks* do I get to be the cat?

Alastor: Alright this is boring to me now! Go, my dear, have fun with your- eugh.... friend. *kisses aponi's hand. Before disappearing*

Mal: …. *bursts out laughing*

Aponi: *just smiles*

Mal: okay- annoying that guy is so much better than killing him

Aponi: I've been doing it for years... although I think he gave up with me

Mal: well- I’m gonna do this more often now. *lets her laughter die down* soooo… why was he acting like he’s your boyfriend even though he’s.. not? I mean, the hand kiss thing earlier, calling you Lillian, calling you his GIRLFRIEND-

Aponi: he's convinced that i like him. He thinks he snapped grtme to do whatever he wants because of that. And he does it to annoy me

Mal: oh, wow. What an ego

Aponi: mh. You're one to talk. What about vox?

Mal: what about him?

Aponi: last I heard,Vox wanted to make a statue of himself in the middle of the vee's city. Thats pretty egotistical

Mal: that’s one thing, but he’s not delusional like Alastor is.

Aponi: i wouldn't say delusional.... hes just gotta work for it is all *smiles a bit* last time I gave a guy anything with no repricussions I ended up dead.

Mal: wait- you’re actually into Alastor?

Aponi: its... conplicated...

Mal: complicated how?

Aponi: I dont think im ready yet.... for.. a relationship i guess

Mal: and… you’re letting him act like your boyfriend..?

Aponi: I dont let him. He just doesnt listen.

Mal: *laughs* Right. When have men ever listened anyway?

Aponi: *laughs* how about never. So... how did you die?

Mal: it’s embarrassing, actually— I got hit by a car

Aponi: oooof sounds painful. I may need more context

Mal: I was running from the police and uhh.. a car just ran straight towards me

Aponi: running from the police? Not somwthi.g you wanna tell an army vet. *chuckles*

Mal: oh, what are you gonna do? Arrest me?

Aponi: you wish. Im not qualified to do that

Mal: but you’re not gonna turn me in are you?

Aponi: why exactly would I do that?

Mal: I tried to kill Alastor literally ten minutes ago

Aponi: no offence but I heard you from a mile away. He wasn't really in danger

Mal: .. *rolls her eyes* yeah, sure

Aponi: *giggles* so why vox?

Mal: *blushes but she tries to seem cool* well.. even though he’s an egotistical asshole who drives me up the wall most of the time, he still, you know.. sticks around despite all my-… whatever the hell’s wrong with me. Believe me, I’ve gone against the statue thing countless times. But underneath all that he’s… okay, and I guess I’m into it.

(yay bit how do we start it)

Aponi: *standing right outside the door to Alistars studio, leaning against them doorframe*

Mal: *mutters to herself, quickly hiding behind a wall* what the fuck? Why does he have a- …. *eyes widen as she realizes the guard looked familiar* …. no.. that can’t be right..

Aponi: *doing her nails, her muscles straining against her suit*

Mal: hm… *starts humming to distract her*

Aponi: *perks up a bit* who's there? *looks around*

Mal: *doesn’t move, and just keeps playing with her knife*

Aponi: Come out now and I'll be nice about whoever you are sneaking into the room

Mal: *just keeps going, still hiding from aponi*

Aponi: *groans and walks closer to the sound*

Mal: *is waiting for her to get closer*

Aponi: *is just around the corner*

Mal: *tackles aponi, pinning her to the ground*

Aponi: *glares before her eyes shoot open in surprise* .... Mal...?

Mal: *laughs* and here I thought you’d already forgotten about me

Aponi: *pushes Mal off and pins her to the ground* forgotten about you? Mal i would never

Mal: I mean.. *pushes her off and pins her to the ground once again* .. it’s been quite a while, hasn’t it?

Aponi: yeah. I seem to recall the last time we saw each other you abandoned me. *pushes her off and punches her in the gut before standing back up*

Mal: *grunts* touche..! *trips aponi so she falls back to the ground*

Aponi: *sighs and just lays on the floor before standing up calmly* look. You're here to kill alastor, and frankly I couldn't care less. He's an asshole. But my job is to be his bodyguard for the day and im getting paid for it.. so.... is there a way we can come to an agreement? Maybe ill pay you ro kill Jason. How's that trade?

Mal: whoa, there! Jason? THE Jason Alvarez? I thought he was your boyfriend. What happened?

Aponi: oh you know... after I got back from joining the army he decides he's tough shit and he starts abusing me... the final straw was the day he... *scoffs* what's it to you? Figured youd still hate him

Mal: ..I do hate him, but I also knew you were crazy about him so this came off as a surprise. *tightens her grip on her knife* … but I see my hatred’s been justified. You sure you don’t wanna kill him yourself?

Aponi: nah. I never wanna see his face again. Dead or otherwise

Mal: .. alright. If you say so, then.. I’d be happy to kill him. *pauses* …. But I’m also getting paid to kill Alastor. 😨

Aponi: could you just let this one go..? For old times sake? Hes.. kinda paying my rent right now

Mal: wait- he is?

Aponi: i mean... not literally... but he's my boss and hes... actually pretty tolerable. I get the people who want him dead, but he's been a gentlemen to me. Despite how fake he still is. And the pay is good

Mal: then what do I tell my boss?

Aponi: *sighs* I dont know.... tell him you tried but I bested you in combat? *smirks*

Mal: *chuckles* yeah, like that’s gonna convince him!

Mal: …. Heeeeeey Alastor! I’m uh, Lilly’s friend! Sort of.

Mal: woah, woah! I didn’t even get to agree with this!

Mal: oookay… so who gets to pick where we eat?

Alastor: I know a darling little place downtown run by, oh what's his name.... Valentino? Owned by Vox-tech of course~

Mal: .. oh. Okay!

Mal: it’s kinda weird why you’d wanna hang around in your business enemy’s club

Mal: *rolls her eyes* oh yeah, haha very funny indeed!

Aponi: yikes.... so... what're you gonna tell him?

Mal: I’ll figure it out! But do we really have to go to Val’s?

Aponi: not unless you wanna have an awkward run in with my old boss.

Mal: I’m sorry- former boss? *grimaces* that’s- eugh, I can’t even begin to explain working for him. *pauses* .. so why did Alastor wanna go to Val’s then?

Alastor: I wanted to see how fast youd break :)

Mal: so you only care about seeing me “break” rather than how your “girlfriend” would feel seeing her former boss, when you, Vox’s business rival, very well know how his colleagues act with their own employees- WHICH would imply that Lilly might’ve gotten that same treatment from them? What a fine gentleman, you are!

Mal: *smirks* do I get to be the cat?

Alastor: Alright this is boring to me now! Go, my dear, have fun with your- eugh.... friend. *kisses aponi's hand. Before disappearing*

Mal: …. *bursts out laughing*

Aponi: *just smiles*

Mal: okay- annoying that guy is so much better than killing him

Aponi: I've been doing it for years... although I think he gave up with me

Mal: well- I’m gonna do this more often now. *lets her laughter die down* soooo… why was he acting like he’s your boyfriend even though he’s.. not? I mean, the hand kiss thing earlier, calling you Lillian, calling you his GIRLFRIEND-

Aponi: he's convinced that i like him. He thinks he snapped grtme to do whatever he wants because of that. And he does it to annoy me

Mal: oh, wow. What an ego

Aponi: mh. You're one to talk. What about vox?

Mal: what about him?

Aponi: last I heard,Vox wanted to make a statue of himself in the middle of the vee's city. Thats pretty egotistical

Mal: that’s one thing, but he’s not delusional like Alastor is.

Aponi: i wouldn't say delusional.... hes just gotta work for it is all *smiles a bit* last time I gave a guy anything with no repricussions I ended up dead.

Mal: wait- you’re actually into Alastor?

Aponi: its... conplicated...

Mal: complicated how?

Aponi: I dont think im ready yet.... for.. a relationship i guess

Mal: and… you’re letting him act like your boyfriend..?

Aponi: I dont let him. He just doesnt listen.

Mal: *laughs* Right. When have men ever listened anyway?

Aponi: *laughs* how about never. So... how did you die?

Mal: it’s embarrassing, actually— I got hit by a car

Aponi: oooof sounds painful. I may need more context

Mal: I was running from the police and uhh.. a car just ran straight towards me

Aponi: running from the police? Not somwthi.g you wanna tell an army vet. *chuckles*

Mal: oh, what are you gonna do? Arrest me?

Aponi: you wish. Im not qualified to do that

Mal: but you’re not gonna turn me in are you?

Aponi: why exactly would I do that?

Mal: I tried to kill Alastor literally ten minutes ago

Aponi: no offence but I heard you from a mile away. He wasn't really in danger

Mal: .. *rolls her eyes* yeah, sure

(yay bit how do we start it)

Aponi: *standing right outside the door to Alistars studio, leaning against them doorframe*

Mal: *mutters to herself, quickly hiding behind a wall* what the fuck? Why does he have a- …. *eyes widen as she realizes the guard looked familiar* …. no.. that can’t be right..

Aponi: *doing her nails, her muscles straining against her suit*

Mal: hm… *starts humming to distract her*

Aponi: *perks up a bit* who's there? *looks around*

Mal: *doesn’t move, and just keeps playing with her knife*

Aponi: Come out now and I'll be nice about whoever you are sneaking into the room

Mal: *just keeps going, still hiding from aponi*

Aponi: *groans and walks closer to the sound*

Mal: *is waiting for her to get closer*

Aponi: *is just around the corner*

Mal: *tackles aponi, pinning her to the ground*

Aponi: *glares before her eyes shoot open in surprise* .... Mal...?

Mal: *laughs* and here I thought you’d already forgotten about me

Aponi: *pushes Mal off and pins her to the ground* forgotten about you? Mal i would never

Mal: I mean.. *pushes her off and pins her to the ground once again* .. it’s been quite a while, hasn’t it?

Aponi: yeah. I seem to recall the last time we saw each other you abandoned me. *pushes her off and punches her in the gut before standing back up*

Mal: *grunts* touche..! *trips aponi so she falls back to the ground*

Aponi: *sighs and just lays on the floor before standing up calmly* look. You're here to kill alastor, and frankly I couldn't care less. He's an asshole. But my job is to be his bodyguard for the day and im getting paid for it.. so.... is there a way we can come to an agreement? Maybe ill pay you ro kill Jason. How's that trade?

Mal: whoa, there! Jason? THE Jason Alvarez? I thought he was your boyfriend. What happened?

Aponi: oh you know... after I got back from joining the army he decides he's tough shit and he starts abusing me... the final straw was the day he... *scoffs* what's it to you? Figured youd still hate him

Mal: ..I do hate him, but I also knew you were crazy about him so this came off as a surprise. *tightens her grip on her knife* … but I see my hatred’s been justified. You sure you don’t wanna kill him yourself?

Aponi: nah. I never wanna see his face again. Dead or otherwise

Mal: .. alright. If you say so, then.. I’d be happy to kill him. *pauses* …. But I’m also getting paid to kill Alastor. 😨

Aponi: could you just let this one go..? For old times sake? Hes.. kinda paying my rent right now

Mal: wait- he is?

Aponi: i mean... not literally... but he's my boss and hes... actually pretty tolerable. I get the people who want him dead, but he's been a gentlemen to me. Despite how fake he still is. And the pay is good

Mal: then what do I tell my boss?

Aponi: *sighs* I dont know.... tell him you tried but I bested you in combat? *smirks*

Mal: *chuckles* yeah, like that’s gonna convince him!

Mal: …. Heeeeeey Alastor! I’m uh, Lilly’s friend! Sort of.

Mal: woah, woah! I didn’t even get to agree with this!

Mal: oookay… so who gets to pick where we eat?

Alastor: I know a darling little place downtown run by, oh what's his name.... Valentino? Owned by Vox-tech of course~

Mal: .. oh. Okay!

Mal: it’s kinda weird why you’d wanna hang around in your business enemy’s club

Mal: *rolls her eyes* oh yeah, haha very funny indeed!

Aponi: yikes.... so... what're you gonna tell him?

Mal: I’ll figure it out! But do we really have to go to Val’s?

Aponi: not unless you wanna have an awkward run in with my old boss.

Mal: I’m sorry- former boss? *grimaces* that’s- eugh, I can’t even begin to explain working for him. *pauses* .. so why did Alastor wanna go to Val’s then?

Alastor: I wanted to see how fast youd break :)

Mal: so you only care about seeing me “break” rather than how your “girlfriend” would feel seeing her former boss, when you, Vox’s business rival, very well know how his colleagues act with their own employees- WHICH would imply that Lilly might’ve gotten that same treatment from them? What a fine gentleman, you are!

Mal: *smirks* do I get to be the cat?

Alastor: Alright this is boring to me now! Go, my dear, have fun with your- eugh.... friend. *kisses aponi's hand. Before disappearing*

Mal: …. *bursts out laughing*

Aponi: *just smiles*

Mal: okay- annoying that guy is so much better than killing him

Aponi: I've been doing it for years... although I think he gave up with me

Mal: well- I’m gonna do this more often now. *lets her laughter die down* soooo… why was he acting like he’s your boyfriend even though he’s.. not? I mean, the hand kiss thing earlier, calling you Lillian, calling you his GIRLFRIEND-

Aponi: he's convinced that i like him. He thinks he snapped grtme to do whatever he wants because of that. And he does it to annoy me

Mal: oh, wow. What an ego

Aponi: mh. You're one to talk. What about vox?

Mal: what about him?

Aponi: last I heard,Vox wanted to make a statue of himself in the middle of the vee's city. Thats pretty egotistical

Mal: that’s one thing, but he’s not delusional like Alastor is.

Aponi: i wouldn't say delusional.... hes just gotta work for it is all *smiles a bit* last time I gave a guy anything with no repricussions I ended up dead.

Mal: wait- you’re actually into Alastor?

Aponi: its... conplicated...

Mal: complicated how?

Aponi: I dont think im ready yet.... for.. a relationship i guess

Mal: and… you’re letting him act like your boyfriend..?

Aponi: I dont let him. He just doesnt listen.

Mal: *laughs* Right. When have men ever listened anyway?

Aponi: *laughs* how about never. So... how did you die?

Mal: it’s embarrassing, actually— I got hit by a car

Aponi: oooof sounds painful. I may need more context

Mal: I was running from the police and uhh.. a car just ran straight towards me

Aponi: running from the police? Not somwthi.g you wanna tell an army vet. *chuckles*

Mal: oh, what are you gonna do? Arrest me?

Aponi: you wish. Im not qualified to do that

Mal: but you’re not gonna turn me in are you?

Aponi: why exactly would I do that?