not an american idiot

Did you step on it?

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

Hey

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

Kids sitcom about a group of friends where all of them are a part of secret magical or superhero based underground society that don’t know about each other and they all think that the others are ignorant normies that they have to protect from their magical shenanigans.

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

World Heritage Post

I just watched a video essay about how the twilight movies specifically have compelling evidence for the entire thing being something Bella made up after falling down the stairs and going to the hospital and usually I hate those “it was all just a dream” theories but frankly this one is hilarious so I like it

Teenager falls down the stairs so hard she starts hallucinating that the guy in her bio class who hates sitting next to her because she smells bad after gym class is actually a sparkly vampire that’s obsessed with her legitimately makes more sense than almost everything in the twilight series.

This is some Scooby Doo shit XD