caitland 🥟✨

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

I was thinking of you earlier. Did you feel it?

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

lollllllll. But it’s not funny though is it

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already imagined us duelling with blades in my mind palace and I have cut you down like the hapless cur that you are

there’s just always something fucking happening

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs