Animal Crossing and Sweet Pics Yo

the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American

"real life doesnt have trigger warnings" imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like "sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:" when everyone started going into anaphylactic shock

Or movies stop having previews or ratings and 5 year olds are crying in Quentin Tarantino movies and their parents are saying “time to grow up (:”

"you’ve changed" I say to my ex-girlfriend. she’s wearing a new shirt and jeans. how did she change so quickly?? she was in a dress like three minutes ago how did she do that