Little Nicky

Why are you there?

Long story. I'm leaving tonight so forget it. Hopefully my dog isn't dead. 

Yes. Why?

Open your door. 

I’m frustrated because you and I have known each other like a week and I feel like you’re expecting something of me and I don’t know what I’m supposed to do here.

Are you home?

I’m frustrated and confused thats what it’s for.

Frustrated about what? You're the one going out with another guy.

What's that face for?

WHO: Ari Berry and Nick Hummel

Look, is that okay? I mean, we’re still just getting to know each other and all that.. You are? That’s awesome!

Ari, you can do what you want. I'm not gonna stop you. It kinda sucks because.. I like you and all. But I'm not gonna ask you not to go. And yeah. They said they'll be in touch tomorrow I guess. 

Yeah - he invited me out for coffee.

Cool. Have fun. Just so you know, I'm getting released tonight.

WHO: Ari Berry and Nick Hummel

Good girls like me don’t disclose.

If you say so. 

Sort of… A bit more… gory.

Care to share?

It’s kind of cool though. It makes me feel like the Hulk for some reason.

Like the mouth Hulk or something. That's so awesome Kinda makes me want to eat some not!

So long is profanity isn’t a hard limit for you, yeah.

Never. What does it say? "Fuck Meat Loaf?"

In case you wanted to know you owned antimeatloaf.com ~

Are there t-shirts?

All meat loaf is shitty—especially mum’s. Well, I haven’t tried my mums but it’s kind of a quintessential for a mum to make bad meat loaf. 

I see we have a meat loaf hater in our midst.