resident milf

Are you alright? ‘Cause I’ll happily go get you a top up on the ol’ meds.

Stop, Elijah, it's aesthetic. 

You can’t leave me with the kids, they’ll eat me alive. If I get you hot coco, will you spare my life?

In the bath? 

I don’t think a medal’s enough, to be honest. I’m very tempted to take Tyler out with the trash. Do you need a cloth or something? I mean, It’s not like you didn’t smell like puke before, but someone’s gotta clean that up.

Twins? That calls for three more medals. The madre and abuela are homophobic assholes. As long as I’m with a chick, they’ll be upset if I do have kids.

That really sucks. Truth be told; I had planned on being a lesbian but then I went hetero and its uneventful. 

wait not mark hes not attractive enough lets do it with santana i like her hair 

Suppose that could work.

Dude, are you really letting infants trick you? They can pick up play dough, so long as they don't consume it whether through their nose, mouth, ear or asshole. 

mark

Elijah wouldn't approve.

hot lets have a threesome without elijah 

Who's the third party? 

do you fuck elijah with a strap on

Elijah prefers the term "make love."

Where's the news?

Mark and I are trying for another, a boy this time, so hopefully I’ll be pregnant by the end of the year. Yourself?

Be careful, you might bargain for one and end up with two, though twins rather kill one bird with two stones. How long have you been trying?