lina

"Wow you bruise easily" dude just fuck me already

If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.

I love you please kidnap me and obsess over me thanks

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

stalking will always be romantic to me like oh, you're curious about me? you want to know what i'm doing right now? where i am? what kind of clothes i'm wearing? the kind of people i hang out with? i think it's sweet to have someone so fascinated by you that they pay attention to all the little details of your life. that kind of devotion is beautiful to me ♡