Not Just Confused

Spice and spicy mean the same thing. Spicy just means more spice.

They’re called sub sandwiches because of their shape like a submarine? I thought it was because they were invented on a submarine.

Bucket list? Why would you put a list in a bucket?

Her: What if it's not lunch or dinner, but in between?

Her: No, I blow on it.

Her: Aren't those factory-made bananas?

Her: Because it's white, and white things don't smell.

Maybe that hot sauce just looks hot, but isn't really hot. 

I don't even think gators have meat!

Do you think if I put these matches in my pocket, my pants could light on fire? Why are you laughing? That's a legitimate question. 

(Reminder: Yes, she is a native English speaker and does not speak any other languages.)

Her: So you know your feet are there!

For compressed gas, do you just go to the gas station and push the gas together?

Her: Yes! Oh, wait...

You can't eat in the dark! How are you going to find your mouth?

My car is old. Instead of mirrors that automatically dim, you have to dim your eyes.

Her: Yes, but I don't know how you catch a deer with headlights.