Genius, superhero, model human being...

So. Think anybody’ll notice we’re not coming home in the same ride we rolled out in?

I'll bring the party. You just make sure the front door's unlocked.

A few bottlces Of tequila and this is wheere the conversatnom heads? You both are n for it when I soberer up„

Now I thi nk we’re just taking the otrignal comment a bit too literally

A few bottlces Of tequila and this is wheere the conversatnom heads? You both are n for it when I soberer up„

Also, did Banner truly use the phrase “baby-mama drama”?

You keep doing the things you’re doing and you’ll probably find out.

But there’s something screwy going on with my blog right now and it’s giving me the creeps. 

Just shut up and drink. I've already got at least a half bottle on you.

Should we fly her out here? I think we should fly her out here.

No, yeah, go right ahead, pal. Phone her up. Let’s see what she has to say about all of this. 

Should we fly her out here? I think we should fly her out here.

Iron Man 3: Mark VIII Armour!…..

No need to apologize. Who knows, maybe once the kid starts acting like an adult we’ll have a real conversation for once.