never talk to me about your boy problems because my solution will always be to gone girl his ass. your man textin other bitches? Frame him for your murder

watching a movie with a straight romance feels exactly like when you cant skip an ad on youtube

i love how many ppl are tagging this post “or ANY romance tbh” like no i was specifically referring to heterosexual romance because i hate the straights make no mistake about it

Reblog if you’d rather have $45 than a gender

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

who has time for mystery in relationships? in this economy? no ma'am, let’s be honest and direct with each other.

me having not left my house yet: god i cant wait to get back home

Rosemary is just fed up

you: minimalism me, an intellectual: