Kritta

this is indistinguishable from something my  90 year old grandmother would have pinned to her refrigerator

reblog for easter

"i can fix him" well the teacher wld sit him next to me bc im quiet

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

Its funny that "dislike of authority" is considered a symptom of various mental illnesses like...okay this one makes you based.

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

ive got that museum gift shop pussy

i am in severe distress. i am vibing. i am king of the world. i am bored. i am lost at sea. i am making coffee. i am foraging in the forest. i am making tea. i am chasing pigeons. i am napping in a chair