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ᴵ’ˡˡ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵇˡᵃᵐᵉ ʰᵉʳ, ⁱ ᵏⁱⁿᵈᵃ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ʰᵉʳ. ᴵˡˡ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ

ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵃˢᵏ ʰᵉʳ ʷʰʸ ˢʰᵉ ᵗᵃˡᵏˢ ˢᵒ ˡᵒᵘᵈ “ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ? “ ᵇᵒʸ ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵒᵗ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ʲᵉˢᵘˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ

KEITH HAWTHORNE!

I didn't know what I was thinking before I decided to spray paint a whole wall the day after school had started. Maybe it was because I wanted to piss my mom of or because I wanted to get expelled. I had always loved spray painting, it was art but in a slightly more illegal way, clearly Ms. Hannigan the principal of my school thought it was more illegal than art or she just wanted to meet my dad Grayson Hawthorne in person. That was why she'd called him. That was also the reason I was currently in the car with my dad, Grayson Hawthorne and my older brother Jamie who had decided to come along. We both knew it was just an excuse for him to see me get scolded. And an excuse for him to revise in front of the principal. Wannabe fucking good boy and somehow I was one of his only friends. Dad was blabbing about something and made me take my airpods out to listen.“- i mean honestly keith what were you thinking”, dad said. “ Honestly I wasn't.” The short reply. It was probably the best move in this situation. Avoiding further conversation until we got to the school. Jamie was in the backseat revising something for a stupid test he was having, he'd promised me he would take a break but he clearly hadn't. And a DAY after school had started as well. “So, Grayson said, was the painting at least pretty?” “If I can say so myself”“You should be thankful your mom wasn't home”When we had pulled up to the school, dad got out of the car first, Jamie punched my arm and I put on my airpods again. The fucking principals office was bigger than the art room and fancier, why New York had such a school was still a mystery to me. There were million dollar paintings on the walls and marble floors, even the the sign in front of Ms. Hannigan's office was made of gold. Bitch. She’d had something against me since freshman year. Why? That's a question nobody can answer. When she let us inside of her office even Jamie noticed her eyeing our dad. Doesn't she have one ounce of self respect. She issued dad to sit down at the desk, welcomed Jamie and gave me a look.“I hope you know the reason we called you in here tonight, Mr. Hawthorne” “I do, so let's get this over with as soon as possible, how does 25, 000 dollars sound to you?” he leaned back. Grayson Hawthorne was bribing a principal. She looked like she considered taking the offer but rejected it.“Keith vandalized school property. A private one as well. We can't leave him unpunished. He doesn't even have anything to defend him” she said. After that the room got quiet, dad was waiting for me to say something. Jamie was revising, again. I took of my airpods, looked at Ms. Hannigan, then my dad, then Ms. Hannigan again and then I decided to finally say something. “Last time I heard this school was supposed to support the students' way of expressing themselves. Art is a form of expression. Expressing emotions and words in a way not everybody can understand”, I said and considered leaning back against the wall, I didn't. “Spray painting is a form of vandalism according to the police, unless you have permission” Ms. Hannigan said. “It’s paint in a spray bottle the school - and the police should register that as art, then again I have nothing in defense against what I did” Keith 1 point, Ms. Hannigan 0. “I agree with my son, I'll pay you 250 000 dollars to let him go, it'll be enough to fund the wall he vandalized”, dad said. She agreed.

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Grayson pov (for like three seconds but who cares it's important)

“So, would you care to explain where you went with Jamie and Keith this afternoon?” Lyra asked. Not that goddamn look. “Jamie didn't do anything, I know that, and he doesn't play football anymore. You had no reason” she wrapped her arms around my neck.“I can't take my children out anymore?” I didn't even stutter, smart move.“Just tell me where you went, Grayson.” I knew for a fact that Keith and I weren't going to have a conversation and talk for another week, but how could I lie to her? We made a deal. No more lies. And she'd probably threaten me with divorce if I didn't tell her the truth. Now. “Keith got into trouble- spray painting a wall at the school and I had to go to a meeting, Jamie only came along because he wanted to. “She kissed my cheek and left the room. I decided to go to the kitchen and make dinner, to avoid seeing what was going to happen.

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Back to Keith 😛🥰 I feel so evil rn omg

“KEITH LEON HAWTHORNE! YOU GOT INTO TROUBLE- AGAIN.” Oh no nonono. How the hell did mom find out? She was in my room in a robe. Who wants to see their mother in a robe, not me. “So” not the tone change. I was dead. Dead I say. “Turn of your video game Mr. Hawthorne and explain yourself”“Whatever dad told you is true, I did it. And I don't even care, it's not my fault Ms. Hannigan is such a bitch” i was trying to keep calm but with mom starting me down like she was going to murder me and Nora grinning like an idiot outside of the doorway, it's a bit of a challenge. “Listen here mister, no games, no sketching and no form of art for two weeks. Oh, and your grounded. Starting on Monday so I can keep track“ Then she left. Not a word, not a glance. She was putting me though hell and enjoying it.

(Part 1)

note: why were these harder to write than i anticipated 😭😭 anyways everyone’s fav situationship is here 😛 tags: @sloanetavishsno1 @prophecywaiting @nothinggggg7 (lmk if u want to be added)

they have definitely had an angry fight which ends in a kiss in the rain moment before

will oppose each other’s opinion on ANYTHING js to ragebait

they play trending roblox games together (lia will bully kids on roblox for giggles but when michael tries to too, they end up bullying him 😭😭)

obviously very competitive with any game they play against each other

diabolical prank wars. is there really even a winner by the end of these? 

there once was a time where lia would spray michael with a spray bottle every time he did something stupid (which is often….)

lia threatens to throw michael’s clothes out the window when they fight

^she has followed through with this threat before

lia once hired an etsy witch to put a hex on michael

when michael came back from the fbi academy he kept flashing his badge to lia to annoy her

lia makes michael hold everything whenever they go shopping. his arms could be full of items and lia will js keep piling things on top

even though michael’s loaded they rarely go out on fancy dates. most of their dates they don’t even call them “dates” they’re js outings where they sneak out to random places

that being said the first time they went on a fancy date and michael saw lia in a nice dress…..

celine becomes their relationship mediator but sloane is their child of divorce wink wink

lia also obtains blackmail material and dirt on michael from celine (who is happy to provide 😇😇)

lia steals michael’s clothes ofc. when a noticeable amount of his clothes are gone, michael tries to steal them back but that never goes well

they always covertly become “on” again but when they switch back to “off” it becomes the whole house’s problem

sometimes when they have a fight over differing opinions they make the other naturals vote on who is right

they do face masks together. michael will forever deny this tho

one day when michael and lia are off, lia and cassie join forces and compose a rap roasting michael

michael will try to subtly and nonchalantly get lia’s fashion advice

Can i get ⭐️ and 🩰

“Hi gorgeous! Welcome to the party”🀢🀣🀦🀤

here’s ur cake

If you were a character you kind of remind me of Nat from Yellowjackets idk if you’ve seen it but she’s super peak!

˗ˏˋ moodboard x

🩰 i think you remind me of singing- like opera singing

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We gather here today to celebrate the union of two wonderful individuals: Hasini Van @inejsgirl and Alisha Mc @bookworm-fangirl1.

Joined together by their love of fandoms, music, and tumblr shitposting, it is now that they make such a connection official with the first ever tumblr wedding (i doubt it but whatever). It is with great pleasure that i officiate this ceremony, and i hope everyone enjoys!

Pictures found on pinterest.

Instructions under the cut. Please read all of it!!

࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ jlb characters luge-riding headcanons

🎡⋆˙⟡♡ from @ rainforcsts : i was on a cable car and a luge today and all i could think about afterwards was what if rohan and savannah and the naturals were on the luge or a cable car #cooked anyways the luge was fun asf so here's this also yes i'm inviting everyone (or most of them anyway)

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beefing ALL THE TIME no one doubts when someone says they have an on and off relationship

everyone always notices whenever they’re broken up again

lia loves wearing michaels hoodies all time

gaslights him into thinking it’s hers

their outfits are always coordinated and they COOK

no one really sees the soft part in their relationship and they both like to keep that private

they catch themselves cuddling but they pretend to forget about it after

once they were broken up, lia took michael’s porsche and gaslighted him into thinking she crashed it once he realized it was gone - she just hid it to ragebait him

michael loves being there when lia is doing her makeup to go out

lia loves it when michael tries to braid her hair - it ends up horrible but it still makes her feel loved

anytime they need eachother, they could just meet in lia’s room (does lia even have her own room) and they just talk

whenever they argue, they know exactly what to say to make the other person hurt

lia gets michael to taste different flavors of ice cream everytime

lia knows how easily michael gets jealous and abuses it when they’re broken up

michael is always trying to scare lia but it never works

michael holds lia’s heels and gives her a piggyback whenever he realizes her feet hurt

they never have to say how they’re feeling cuz they just know

lia would randomly tell michael things about the cult when she was younger and michael would make sure she has his undivided attention so she can open up more

they love messing with random people in public

၊၊||၊. ♬ ݁˖ band!au the graysons headcanons: part two .ᐟ

band!au masterlist

၊၊||၊. ♬ ݁˖ warnings: nothing as far as i know

note: um i gave some of the lyrason ones to myra becuz i cldnt lock tf in on these so if they look familiar then yes they are you've already read them and uh uh uh yeah uh this took me A While you can tell when i actually locked in but here u go

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