belljar

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.

*  A MIXTURE OF TVD  S3 - S4 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Hey, you should learn to knock. What if I was… indecent? ‘

‘ Why should I let you leave? ‘

‘ I am every parent’s worst nightmare. I am the chaperone teacher from hell. ‘

‘ I need you to stop following me - it’s causing some problems. ‘

‘ Let’s skip the part where we pretend we don’t know about the vampires. ‘

‘ You were testing me to see if I was a vampire. ‘

‘ Oh, boy. Are you a sucker for a lost cause, or what? ‘

‘ Can you just give me a minute to appreciate that you’re not dead? ‘

‘ You had a bag full of weapons and a teacher with an eternity ring. ‘

‘ It was too dangerous going out there to begin with, so what was it? ‘

‘ You know you were dreaming about me. Explains the drool. ‘

‘ I wake up in stranger’s blood in places I don’t recognize. ‘

‘ You may be cute, but you’re still a vampire. ‘

‘ To a vampire, that’s nothing. To you? That’s half your life. ‘

‘ A thousand years of life experience says otherwise. ‘

‘ I don’t want you to be what other people think that you are. ‘

‘ Why is it suddenly so important that everybody keep me in check? ‘

‘ You can’t just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out. ‘

‘ What do you mean “what”? I’ve been calling you for two days. ‘

‘ I’m the guy who’s been assigned to protect the human blood bag. ‘

‘ You almost got barbecued. The least I can do is apply first-aid. ‘

‘ When I kill someone, they’re supposed to stay dead. ‘

‘ I don’t know why this is happening, or when it’s gonna stop. ‘

‘ You need to disappear. Or evaporate. Or do whatever it is that ghosts do. ‘

‘ Careful where you shine that thing. Bats hate the light. ‘

‘ She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheer leading squad. ‘

‘ We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans. ‘

‘ Why feed on vampires? Don’t tell it’s for the smooth after taste. ‘

‘ What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy-migraine me! ‘

‘ Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. ‘

‘ No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it keeps trying to fight its way back in.  ‘

‘ She ran for the hills like usual, the minute things got bad. ‘

‘ Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end. ‘

‘ OK, so what if he asked you to rip your own heart out? ‘

‘ None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.. ‘

‘ When are you going to get it? Stop saving me! ‘

‘ Take it from me. Strange is bad; dead is worse. ‘

‘ You know, you guys are ruining a perfectly good funeral. ’

‘ Is that what you`re doing? Trying to make me hate you? ‘

‘ Are you going to kill me? ‘

‘ I thought about it myself once or twice over the centuries, truth be told.  ‘

‘ And I could let you, die, if that’s what you want.  ‘

‘ Vampire hunter who can’t be killed by vampires. Convenient. ‘

‘ I’ve been having these dreams for days now. ‘

‘ I just can’t believe that you guys kept this from me this whole time. ‘

‘ You bit me. I could’ve died. ‘

‘ You’re gonna wanna buff up, if you start dating this one. ‘

‘ We all know the drill– you feed or you die. ‘

‘ I was supposed to die, I don’t– I don’t want– I can’t be a vampire! ‘

‘ I made a choice that I will regret for the rest of my life. Now let me try to fix it. ‘

‘ I never thought I’d be saying this, but I can’t stop thinking about blood. ‘

‘ Your mouth was all over me. I was an innocent victim. ‘

‘ Yoo-hoo, anybody home? Big bad vampire out here. ‘

‘ You don’t have to convince me that everything’s going to be okay.. ‘

‘ This is wrong. A bunch of people just died and we’re having sex. ‘

‘ Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Pfft. Sorry. I meant vampire. ‘

‘ Is the hospital really the best place for a germaphobe? ‘

‘ Because you’re a vampire now. And part of you knows you’re a lot more like me. ‘

‘ Do you remember what you were like before you turned? ‘

‘ You are a vampire now. You just have to learn the right way to be one. ‘

‘ Well let’s just say it’s made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town. ‘

‘ I’m searching for a supernatural handbook. ‘

‘ I know what being around too much blood does to you, so… I can’t put you through that.  ‘

‘ Newbie vampire remorse? Whoof, it’s worse than a hangover. ‘

‘ Is that where you’ve been all morning? Buying bossypants? ‘

‘ For someone who doesn’t want to be like me, you sure are good at it. ‘

‘ Well, “lost” is a very strong word, we just technically don’t know where she is. ‘

‘ The witch who loses her powers gets left out of important conversations. ‘

‘ You’re using your calm voice today. Who’s getting killed? ‘