bill

kevin doesn't really speak, and i don't know much about those other guys except for eric. again, i guess it would be a close tie between me and cartman. he's a whiny asshole, but i'm a man! i can yell my lungs out for hours and win easily, even above all those other nobodies.

for the beatles, the band, well.. i don't care for that chick hippie shit! but based on aesthetics i guess that john guy kinda looks like me, so i pick him.

the pros outweigh the cons, the needs of me over the needs of thee. maybe one day they'll try to overpower me, but there's no way that's possible! this is my invisible jet, they're just my lackeys!

i'm gonna be honest, i have no clue what the hell that means.

i can, but why would i want to?

it's fucking weird! i tried watching it this one time and i could barely get through the first episode. i guess it's kinda funny though.

i hate you. i hate you. what about me is cute at all? i'm a fucking man! i hate the word "cute". i've never even had anybody call me that before. ugh.

we indeed, cloned-sheep97. this is the one time i'll agree with you.

yeah, i have a girlfriend. obviously!

SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!! she doesn't need to know about anything in my life! and i'm not gay, i'm that other thing! i like girls too. fuck. i hate this website. i'm basically straight.

jesus, he's creepy looking. fuck, i'd probably grab bug spray too!

i think it's stupid, the whole point of the characters is for them to be hated! i mean, i don't really know about this mayor jerry guy, but whatever. i mean.. well, i guess maybe for some characters, i get it, like maybe a hot female villain, i don't know. those exist.

no, asshole! she's real! i mean, she is that, but she does actually live near me, alright? fuck off!