bad cryptids

a tree beast that drops staining berries on passers-by

skittering hands that bring you a coors banquet on demand

a whisper on the wind reminding you of your most cringe middle school memory

adidas slides that, when closely examined, have hundreds of tiny centipede legs keeping them 2mm off the ground

double denim demon

mx understanding

a pig with dreams of the city

a frog that, when kissed, tells you the exact time and date of your own death

a mothman who only predicts emotional collapse

a small, wet creature that really just smells bad

father longlegs (a man of religion)

daddy shortlegs

a mouse who HATES cheese

the giant, disembodied feet from bugdom (they're real and could crush you at any time)

the marrow enjoyer

the night wyrm of...your house???

the schenectady sleepwalker