not gay vodka

L.I.A.D.

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

HI OP I’D LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION?

the absolute madman

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

Is anyone truly over it?

They shouldn’t be

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”