I'll go first

Mar: has all Jade interactions recontextualized to be horribly 'bro-buddy-platonic' because they missed that she's a girl

Corbie: all flirting has been changed to overly affectionate platonic dialogue. He has been forcibly assigned Mom Friend

Percy: Violently Country

Gautier: just hates his little brother for no reason, all depth and nuance is gone

ray: similarly to mar he would get all his male crushes recontextualized. rook becomes his best bro for life. probably dials down the Horrors tm of his character so he would just become so very bland

fleur: good god shes too gender for eng disney i can think of multiple possibilities for this one uh

1) just remove her altogether

2) crude trap/crossdresser joke

3) cis

emil: would translate his speech pattern just so fucking horribly he would go like from “self conscious lower class teenager trying too hard to sound dignified” to “shifting between 80 year old butler to horrid drug dealer stereotype”

From portraits, social media parodies and shit that we discussed snxhhsshsh

@chibichibisha​ *cracks my knuckles* i love you thank you for this opportunity. not really taking ums into account here im going more by their personalities. im sorry if this makes no sense and im even more sorry if it does i think understanding anything about homestuck harms your brain probably. i cant do everyone since ive been away for a bit and i need to have a good picture of their character for this but, here are the ones i feel i know well >:]

kero: (goes first because hes the main character of the sha cinematic universe in my head) kind of an easy one im 110% sure hed be a hero of blood. betting on knight of blood because that would make him the “one who protects/protects through bonds” and what i see on him is very much that. puts great value in his loved ones (see: just anything he has with idia) and is willing to straight up go to hell for him... regarding unique magic it doesnt necessarily fit but keros personality is so Strong it couldnt be anything but that to me.

ross: (goes second because im irrevocably in love with him) first of all. ive known this man was a thief since the first time i put “classpect” and “ross” in the same train of thought. “steals their aspect/through their aspect for their own benefit” ross has the sort of ambition that feels very stealing class to me. aspect feels a little blurrier, there isnt really an aspect that translates directly to the image focus i feel he has so ideally itd be a cross between blood/heart (heart being the “self”) i think he could be a problematic sorta thief of heart. heart defined as authenticity/soul... so his sort of spotlight-stealing attitude + not being a honest person would be the stealing of that? also “thief of heart” has that almost seductive connotation and, i think that works for a flirt jgfjkf

deshawn: ...would it be cliche to portray him a rage player? perhaps. i could see him as a VERY controlled sort though, like genuinely having some sort of mastery of it despite the very unpredictable nature of rage (it spills over into his easy to anger behavior, but considering how out of control rage players usually are, deshawn would actually be considered one thats good at holding back when needed. like he needs to be provoked to get far into the insanity of it all.) i thought space since he seems to be very in tune with his surroundings as a sporty kinda guy? but it didnt feel right. so im going heir of rage for him (”provided with their aspect”, often protected by it, i think it works when hes the brawn of the octatrio 2.0) with the addition that hes like... Good at the whole thing? like yes maybe he has all this insane energy but he knows how to channel it.

gilmo: god hes so difficult. this is about to get a longer description but this man is a mage i know it in my heart. “aware of their aspect and its influence” and also mages often being negatively affected by their aspects... yes. i would say hes either a mage of mind (explanation in this case would be the mastermind-y energy hes got to me, mind being the aspect for logic/decision, mans looks like he could mindgame anyone into oblivion) or mage of void (a little more complicated since void takes on different meanings for different characters it seems? in his case im leaning into the secrecy/mystery aspect of it though + the negative influence would be this greed he has, interpreted as a mean of “filling a void” since void players always have this streak of Consumption. can you tell im leaning towards that more)

ermine: ermine... is the one whose development i know the most about and yet hes the most difficult one here which i think its honestly funny. im not sure if i can be fully set on one label for him. i would tentatively say page of hope? “provides their aspect to those who need it” for him having this assisting role in the simultaneously tyrannical and chaotic setting of ch1 heartslabyul, summed up to how pages often start out really lacking their aspect. could be breath too, considering breath as meaning “freedom”. very puzzling bunny boy.