DEADPOOL

NOTDEADYETPOOL.   a private & highly selective roleplay blog for marvel’s WADE WILSON / DEADPOOL. mixed canon, for more information check out my carrd. established april 24th, 2024.

WARNING: NSFW AND TRIGGERING CONTENT WILL BE PRESENT. I WILL NOT TAG TRIGGERING CONTENT. NSFW WILL BE TAGGED. DO NOT FOLLOW IF YOU'RE UNDER 21.

CARRD. | FIRST INTERACTIONS. | MEMES. | META. | TRACKER OVERVIEW.

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written & loved by ce. she/her. gmt +2.

@localwebslingers liked for a valentines day starter based on my spotify and got -

Let's make love like humans, whatever humans do. Doing it all over, making it brand-new. My science-fiction lover.

Live for those who love you and they live for your love.

It's the dawn of a new age. Machine love. Machine-gun lover. It's the dawn of a new day. For science, the science of lovers.

He's had a crush on Spidey for a really long time now. Like.. way too long. Before they even officially met. That spandex clad ass left little to the imagination and it really only got better when he did eventually meet him and learned that he was actually a really great person too. Kind, caring, cheery. All of the good things that Wade.. well he needed a little of that a lot of the time.

Wade found himself falling for the other so fast despite not even knowing his actual name. He'd also never seen his face. But then, Spidey had never seen his either and Wade.. well he's a bit worried that whatever it is that they have now is going to disappear when Spidey finally sees him.

They've been flirting back and forth for a while, but it never got anywhere else. At least not until today. On valentines day of all days. Wade had asked him if he had anyone - he didn't - and told Spidey if he had someone - he didn't - and he joked that maybe they should just hook up together and apparently the other hadn't taken that as a joke. At all. Because one thing led to another and now he's standing against the wall, Spidey's hands all over his suit and - okay that uh.. they can't exactly do much more without Wade revealing at least some skin so he - "Okay whoa there loverboy!" He says as the other's sneaking his fingers under Wade's mask, presumably to get it off or at least up far enough to lock lips.

He grabs the other's wrist to twist them around, making the other face the wall as he presses his hips against his ass - that beautiful round ass that's really only covered with that super thin layer of spandex and - oh fuck he's down bad.

"No looksies." He says then as he pulls the bottom of his mask up enough to bite into Spidey's shoulder over the spandex.

@rvndrkhlme liked for a valentines day starter based on my spotify and got -

Why can't we talk about it? You're always walkin' out, you make it worse, you never learn. I don't know how to fake it when we're disintegrating. No return - we'll crash and burn.

"I'm an asshole, you'll never ever hear me deny that," Wade starts. "But I don't think I've ever been an asshole to you." And he'd wanted to take her out on a date. It was valentines day after all. Commercial bullshit or not - Wade was a romantic at heart. Despite the fact that things had been rough between them lately.

@argentarrogance liked for a valentines day starter based on my spotify and got-

In my head and it drives me crazy - I'm hostage, baby

He's shaking - which doesn't happen. Wade's done the most horrible, most terrifying things to people and it never even gave him goosebumps. Never made him lose a wink of sleep. Killing is second nature to him, and he'll even admit that he enjoys doing it most of the time. They're assholes, and he's good at it.

The only thing that really gets to him? His own mind. Mostly. And people he cares about being mad at him or making fun of him. He's great at feigning confidence, but anyone who knows him knows how insecure he can get. Ever since he got all those scars, it's been like that. And it only got worse when he kept getting rejected by everyone and every team. Hell, even the X-Men didn't want him.

He takes a shaky breath at that thought. Tries hard not to spiral, not to let the thoughts drag him back down to the depths of his insecurities.

And then.. there's Pietro. They haven't been dating long - Wade wouldn't even say that they're a thing yet. It's still new and they're just trying it out, seeing if it can work. If it can be more. Wade, who feels like he's always stuck in time, not aging, undying... and Pietro, who moves so fast he probably feels similar.

(my computer deleted like.. all my graphics and icons so until I fix those its all gonna just look like this (: )

ANSWERED

@snkts sent: Love was a tough thing for guys like them. For the undying ones. For the fucked-up ones. Yeah, the guys like them. 

Maybe that’s why Logan is where he is. Sitting here, on the edge of a high-rise with a few six-packs, watching the world pass by down below. He’d debated hitting up a club, but hadn’t really been in the mood. So drinking here it was. He’s about halfway through the second case when he hears someone approaching. And surprise, surprise, he knows exactly who it is. 

“You alone, too?” He reaches to crack open another can, holding it out in offering. “What a fuckin’ day, huh?”

The fucked-up ones? Jesus fucking christ, Logan, speak for yourself!

"I'm not alone - you're here aren't you?" Wade remarks as he moves to take the can and sit down next to him, not waiting for an okay or a go-ahead or a fuck off. Nope. Free real estate right here.

He cracks the can open and sighs loudly. "You can say that. No chocolates, no roses. Didn't even get laid." Wade complains. "Which is a tragedy, I mean come on I'm a motherfucking snack and there's so many people in this univere in tight latex suits just out in public-" Is he thinking of Spidey? Maybe he is. Wade's always thinking about Spidey. Or about Logan. Depending on the kind of mood he's in.