A Poor Attempt At A Nice Blog

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

his full name is William the Electronic, he's the cruel and avaricious king of lightning and enacts unreasonable tariffs to satiate his boundless greed

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

It's funslop. You only like it because you're enjoying it.

oh my sinuses are like this because the horse plinko is in them

thank you @downtostars ! It's common for postnasal drip to give you a sore throat - this can make you sound a little horse

@wizardybusiness

Sorry for being obsessed with love. As if it's my fault

there's a lot of memeing about "walkable mixed-used neighborhoods" especially by people from the US to whom these concepts seem as impossible as "fully automated luxury communism" or whatever. but i live in a walkable mixed-use neighborhood and it fucking rules. no amount of money would make me move. there is this new strawman of the "obnoxious internet urbanist" who won't shut up about how bad cars are or whatever but the problem is that they (we) are 100% right about everything

in the future, you will see the term "transit bro" or "urbanism bro" used disparagingly by lib bluesky posters who don't believe in anything. it is your moral imperative to attack anyone who thinks urbanism is some kind of elite, out-of-touch flight of fancy