Mike McCarthy

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While in the park on my bike

I ran into a girl I like

We discussed views

Of politics and news

While traveling though Time Square

A man approached me on a dare

He offered me cash

To do something rash

While riding a Merry-Go-Round

To my left I herd a strange sound

It was Muhammad Ali

Who wanted to see

While my girlfriend was trying on clothes

I turned to her and said “This blows

You have no fashion sense

And are incredibly dense”

While staring outside at the moon

I was viciously attacked by a baboon

When I spotted nearby

This strange old guy

While in England I met with The Queen

And we watch episodes of Mr. Bean

I laughed a bunch

The Queen not so much

While playing Street Fighter 2

I accidentally picked Ryu

I let out a scream

"I meant Dhalsim"

The once was a man from Brookfield

Who liked to watch Agents of Shield

He tried watch in his car

But he didn't get far.

There once was a girl from Newark

Who didn't know how to twerk

She made a weird stance

And started to dance

There once was a man from Taiwan

Who made an extraordinary flan

It tasted very sweet

And looked really neat

There once was a man from Nanking

Who had to give out a thanking

To the love of his life

Beatrice his wife