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Do you tell Drift “the mustache stays on during interface”?

[old man dialup noises]

Rodimus… PRIME.

Nah, I never ask- I think it's quite charming all things considered.

Do not continue.

You started this Roddy. Mims can confirm that when I get started I don't stop.

[clearing his throat while gently resting his hand on Drift’s] What was it you said the other day, my dear? That it… tickled?

[Have soft purring and a cheek smooch.]

Mhmmmm- made my engine hiccup and everything, sweetspark.

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It is not just a “mustache”, it is the last remaining symbol of the house of Ambus, and for all the flaws and missteps my lineage contains, I will not see it handed around like costume jewelry.

[sniffs]

I don’t even take it off… for Drift.

Do you tell Drift “the mustache stays on during interface”?

[old man dialup noises]

Rodimus… PRIME.

Nah, I never ask- I think it's quite charming all things considered.

Do not continue.

You started this Roddy. Mims can confirm that when I get started I don't stop.

It is not just a “mustache”, it is the last remaining symbol of the house of Ambus, and for all the flaws and missteps my lineage contains, I will not see it handed around like costume jewelry.

[sniffs]

I don’t even take it off… for Drift.

Do you tell Drift “the mustache stays on during interface”?

[old man dialup noises]

Rodimus… PRIME.

Nah, I never ask- I think it's quite charming all things considered.

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Questions For My Muse(s)

Introspection

👁‍🗨 - what is a secret that your muse hasn’t told or is hiding

💬 - for my muse to directly say a secret or confession

⚪ - what are small things that mean something to your muse

🔴 - what are bigger gestures that are important to your muse

👌 - what are some of your muses quirks?

💦 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re shy or nervous

💢 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re angry or sad

🙌 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re extremely happy

🤞 - what’s the most impulsive thing you can picture your muse doing

☠️ - does your muse fear death?

👻 - recall one or more times your muse has been the most scared or fearful

😠 - what is something or someone your muse has ever hated or hates

🏹 - would your muse ever kill and why

💢 - what would cause your muse to be annoyed

👍 - what are your muse’s good traits?

Flaws

👀 - is your muse prone to jealousy?

🖤 - can your muse be selfish?

❓ - can your muse be indecisive?

🙈 - can your muse be blindly loyal?

❌ - what would cause your muse to be petty or say something hurtful

🙊 - has your muse ever put their foot in their mouth?

💥 - is your muse reckless? or too cautious and paranoid?

🔷️ - is your muse good or bad at lying?

🤔 - is your muse cynical? naïve?

✋ - can your muse be rude or unfriendly?

🤝 - is your muse a people pleaser?

😔 - is your muse insecure?

🎭 - does your muse try really hard to compensate for something?

🤜 - is your muse overprotective? in-between? or not protective/concerned enough?

⬛ - what are some bad traits your muse might have?

Oh, Drift’s back around again.

I’m always AROUND- I just don’t like crowds. Or talking, sometimes.

You been keeping an eye out for me, Storm- that why you decided to comment?

I mean. Fair. Plus that whole. Mushroom incident. Wouldn’t blame you for that.

I just. I just noticed. Y’know? Haven’t seen you lately.

Uh-huh.

[An amused grin.]

So, I’ve wanted to ask you- There a reason why you and Percy had to discuss the whole... claw repair thing?

[He LOOKS like he knows something that he’s not telling.]

[he’s starting to sweat and he’s not sure why]

I. I-I mean that was a while ago, I really don’t remember, if I’m being honest.

[A laugh- low and smooth and some kind of fond.]

Percy was right- you ARE cute when you stammer.

[He’s beckoning Brainstorm a little closer.]

Remember that little game of chase we had, when you were in a bit of a... whatsitcalled, Moth Time?

Wanna have another chase...? If you outrun me I’ll let you pick where the first date is~

[A wink.]

[that monocled motherfucker]

[but he’s been caught and he’s getting hot and flustered and that good ol reliable fight-or-flight kicks in..]

[and he hauls ass in the opposite direction]

[A rev of his engine, and he’s off- it’s easy to keep pace with Brainstorm and he laughs as he sprints, making sure to keep an arm length behind the entire time.]

[oh my god he’s actually chasing him??]

[he’s tempted to stop, to let him catch him, but..]

[Another heavy rev and Drift lets himself fall back just a little- just enough to give him room to kick hard and leap at Brainstorm with intent to playfully tackle him down. He wonders, for a moment, if the jet will let it happen or keep the chase going?]

[yelps as he’s knocked down, both of them rumbling until they come to a halt, Brainstorm face down on the floor with Drift on top of him]

[covers his face in his hands] O-okay. You caught me. You can stop teasing me, now..

[A rumble of engines when Drift tackles him down- His grin is wild but sweet, and he nuzzles his way past Brainstorm’s hands to gently touch foreheads together.]

Y’like fireworks? There’s a really cool display comin’ up at our next shoreleave stop- late season equinox festival, can get out in the open air, see the sights and colors and all that?

[long seconds of stunned silence]

Not. Not a joke? For real?

[A soft snort, and an affectionate grin.]

Nah, I’m not good at jokes- Don’t like makin’ them much either.

[And with that, taking advantage of Brainstorm’s hands being out of the way; Drift’s claw hooks under the side of the facemask, popping it free and away and giving him access to land a warm and sweet kiss on Brainstorm.]

[the girl was too stunned to speak]

[ahem, eyes wide, wings flapping]

Okaysofireworks. Soundsgood. Yeah…

Mm, I’m glad. I’ll comm you when I have the offship requests filed, eh?

[And with that, and another kiss to Brainstorm’s cheek- Drift had gotten to his feet and offered a hand to help Brainstorm up as well.]

O. Okay…

[he tries and fails not to stare as Drift gets up, hand missing a few times before he grabs ahold and is pulled up]

[it’s still too soon after the whole fungus ordeal for him to wrap his head around the idea of still being wanted, but…]

Could.. could I have another?

If you want, of course!

[And when Brainstorm is more steady on his feet, Drift gives him another kiss- warm and soft and lingering before it breaks and Drift murmurs against the jet’s lipplating.]

See you soon, sweetspark.

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Oh, Drift’s back around again.

I’m always AROUND- I just don’t like crowds. Or talking, sometimes.

You been keeping an eye out for me, Storm- that why you decided to comment?

I mean. Fair. Plus that whole. Mushroom incident. Wouldn’t blame you for that.

I just. I just noticed. Y’know? Haven’t seen you lately.

Uh-huh.

[An amused grin.]

So, I’ve wanted to ask you- There a reason why you and Percy had to discuss the whole... claw repair thing?

[He LOOKS like he knows something that he’s not telling.]

[he’s starting to sweat and he’s not sure why]

I. I-I mean that was a while ago, I really don’t remember, if I’m being honest.

[A laugh- low and smooth and some kind of fond.]

Percy was right- you ARE cute when you stammer.

[He’s beckoning Brainstorm a little closer.]

Remember that little game of chase we had, when you were in a bit of a... whatsitcalled, Moth Time?

Wanna have another chase...? If you outrun me I’ll let you pick where the first date is~

[A wink.]

[that monocled motherfucker]

[but he’s been caught and he’s getting hot and flustered and that good ol reliable fight-or-flight kicks in..]

[and he hauls ass in the opposite direction]

[A rev of his engine, and he’s off- it’s easy to keep pace with Brainstorm and he laughs as he sprints, making sure to keep an arm length behind the entire time.]

[oh my god he’s actually chasing him??]

[he’s tempted to stop, to let him catch him, but..]

[Another heavy rev and Drift lets himself fall back just a little- just enough to give him room to kick hard and leap at Brainstorm with intent to playfully tackle him down. He wonders, for a moment, if the jet will let it happen or keep the chase going?]

[yelps as he’s knocked down, both of them rumbling until they come to a halt, Brainstorm face down on the floor with Drift on top of him]

[covers his face in his hands] O-okay. You caught me. You can stop teasing me, now..

[A rumble of engines when Drift tackles him down- His grin is wild but sweet, and he nuzzles his way past Brainstorm’s hands to gently touch foreheads together.]

Y’like fireworks? There’s a really cool display comin’ up at our next shoreleave stop- late season equinox festival, can get out in the open air, see the sights and colors and all that?

[long seconds of stunned silence]

Not. Not a joke? For real?

[A soft snort, and an affectionate grin.]

Nah, I’m not good at jokes- Don’t like makin’ them much either.

[And with that, taking advantage of Brainstorm’s hands being out of the way; Drift’s claw hooks under the side of the facemask, popping it free and away and giving him access to land a warm and sweet kiss on Brainstorm.]

[the girl was too stunned to speak]

[ahem, eyes wide, wings flapping]

Okaysofireworks. Soundsgood. Yeah…

Mm, I’m glad. I’ll comm you when I have the offship requests filed, eh?

[And with that, and another kiss to Brainstorm’s cheek- Drift had gotten to his feet and offered a hand to help Brainstorm up as well.]

Oh, Drift’s back around again.

I’m always AROUND- I just don’t like crowds. Or talking, sometimes.

You been keeping an eye out for me, Storm- that why you decided to comment?

I mean. Fair. Plus that whole. Mushroom incident. Wouldn’t blame you for that.

I just. I just noticed. Y’know? Haven’t seen you lately.

Uh-huh.

[An amused grin.]

So, I’ve wanted to ask you- There a reason why you and Percy had to discuss the whole... claw repair thing?

[He LOOKS like he knows something that he’s not telling.]

[he’s starting to sweat and he’s not sure why]

I. I-I mean that was a while ago, I really don’t remember, if I’m being honest.

[A laugh- low and smooth and some kind of fond.]

Percy was right- you ARE cute when you stammer.

[He’s beckoning Brainstorm a little closer.]

Remember that little game of chase we had, when you were in a bit of a... whatsitcalled, Moth Time?

Wanna have another chase...? If you outrun me I’ll let you pick where the first date is~

[A wink.]

[that monocled motherfucker]

[but he’s been caught and he’s getting hot and flustered and that good ol reliable fight-or-flight kicks in..]

[and he hauls ass in the opposite direction]

[A rev of his engine, and he’s off- it’s easy to keep pace with Brainstorm and he laughs as he sprints, making sure to keep an arm length behind the entire time.]

[oh my god he’s actually chasing him??]

[he’s tempted to stop, to let him catch him, but..]

[Another heavy rev and Drift lets himself fall back just a little- just enough to give him room to kick hard and leap at Brainstorm with intent to playfully tackle him down. He wonders, for a moment, if the jet will let it happen or keep the chase going?]

[yelps as he’s knocked down, both of them rumbling until they come to a halt, Brainstorm face down on the floor with Drift on top of him]

[covers his face in his hands] O-okay. You caught me. You can stop teasing me, now..

[A rumble of engines when Drift tackles him down- His grin is wild but sweet, and he nuzzles his way past Brainstorm’s hands to gently touch foreheads together.]

Y’like fireworks? There’s a really cool display comin’ up at our next shoreleave stop- late season equinox festival, can get out in the open air, see the sights and colors and all that?

[long seconds of stunned silence]

Not. Not a joke? For real?

[A soft snort, and an affectionate grin.]

Nah, I’m not good at jokes- Don’t like makin’ them much either.

[And with that, taking advantage of Brainstorm’s hands being out of the way; Drift’s claw hooks under the side of the facemask, popping it free and away and giving him access to land a warm and sweet kiss on Brainstorm.]

Oh, Drift’s back around again.

I’m always AROUND- I just don’t like crowds. Or talking, sometimes.

You been keeping an eye out for me, Storm- that why you decided to comment?

I mean. Fair. Plus that whole. Mushroom incident. Wouldn’t blame you for that.

I just. I just noticed. Y’know? Haven’t seen you lately.

Uh-huh.

[An amused grin.]

So, I’ve wanted to ask you- There a reason why you and Percy had to discuss the whole... claw repair thing?

[He LOOKS like he knows something that he’s not telling.]

[he’s starting to sweat and he’s not sure why]

I. I-I mean that was a while ago, I really don’t remember, if I’m being honest.

[A laugh- low and smooth and some kind of fond.]

Percy was right- you ARE cute when you stammer.

[He’s beckoning Brainstorm a little closer.]

Remember that little game of chase we had, when you were in a bit of a... whatsitcalled, Moth Time?

Wanna have another chase...? If you outrun me I’ll let you pick where the first date is~

[A wink.]

[that monocled motherfucker]

[but he’s been caught and he’s getting hot and flustered and that good ol reliable fight-or-flight kicks in..]

[and he hauls ass in the opposite direction]

[A rev of his engine, and he’s off- it’s easy to keep pace with Brainstorm and he laughs as he sprints, making sure to keep an arm length behind the entire time.]

[oh my god he’s actually chasing him??]

[he’s tempted to stop, to let him catch him, but..]

[Another heavy rev and Drift lets himself fall back just a little- just enough to give him room to kick hard and leap at Brainstorm with intent to playfully tackle him down. He wonders, for a moment, if the jet will let it happen or keep the chase going?]

[yelps as he’s knocked down, both of them rumbling until they come to a halt, Brainstorm face down on the floor with Drift on top of him]

[covers his face in his hands] O-okay. You caught me. You can stop teasing me, now..

[A rumble of engines when Drift tackles him down- His grin is wild but sweet, and he nuzzles his way past Brainstorm’s hands to gently touch foreheads together.]

Y’like fireworks? There’s a really cool display comin’ up at our next shoreleave stop- late season equinox festival, can get out in the open air, see the sights and colors and all that?

Oh, Drift’s back around again.

I’m always AROUND- I just don’t like crowds. Or talking, sometimes.

You been keeping an eye out for me, Storm- that why you decided to comment?

I mean. Fair. Plus that whole. Mushroom incident. Wouldn’t blame you for that.

I just. I just noticed. Y’know? Haven’t seen you lately.

Uh-huh.

[An amused grin.]

So, I’ve wanted to ask you- There a reason why you and Percy had to discuss the whole... claw repair thing?

[He LOOKS like he knows something that he’s not telling.]

[he’s starting to sweat and he’s not sure why]

I. I-I mean that was a while ago, I really don’t remember, if I’m being honest.

[A laugh- low and smooth and some kind of fond.]

Percy was right- you ARE cute when you stammer.

[He’s beckoning Brainstorm a little closer.]

Remember that little game of chase we had, when you were in a bit of a... whatsitcalled, Moth Time?

Wanna have another chase...? If you outrun me I’ll let you pick where the first date is~

[A wink.]

[that monocled motherfucker]

[but he’s been caught and he’s getting hot and flustered and that good ol reliable fight-or-flight kicks in..]

[and he hauls ass in the opposite direction]

[A rev of his engine, and he’s off- it’s easy to keep pace with Brainstorm and he laughs as he sprints, making sure to keep an arm length behind the entire time.]

[oh my god he’s actually chasing him??]

[he’s tempted to stop, to let him catch him, but..]

[Another heavy rev and Drift lets himself fall back just a little- just enough to give him room to kick hard and leap at Brainstorm with intent to playfully tackle him down. He wonders, for a moment, if the jet will let it happen or keep the chase going?]

Oh, Drift’s back around again.

I’m always AROUND- I just don’t like crowds. Or talking, sometimes.

You been keeping an eye out for me, Storm- that why you decided to comment?

I mean. Fair. Plus that whole. Mushroom incident. Wouldn’t blame you for that.

I just. I just noticed. Y’know? Haven’t seen you lately.

Uh-huh.

[An amused grin.]

So, I’ve wanted to ask you- There a reason why you and Percy had to discuss the whole... claw repair thing?

[He LOOKS like he knows something that he’s not telling.]

[he’s starting to sweat and he’s not sure why]

I. I-I mean that was a while ago, I really don’t remember, if I’m being honest.

[A laugh- low and smooth and some kind of fond.]

Percy was right- you ARE cute when you stammer.

[He’s beckoning Brainstorm a little closer.]

Remember that little game of chase we had, when you were in a bit of a... whatsitcalled, Moth Time?

Wanna have another chase...? If you outrun me I’ll let you pick where the first date is~

[A wink.]

[that monocled motherfucker]

[but he’s been caught and he’s getting hot and flustered and that good ol reliable fight-or-flight kicks in..]

[and he hauls ass in the opposite direction]

[A rev of his engine, and he’s off- it’s easy to keep pace with Brainstorm and he laughs as he sprints, making sure to keep an arm length behind the entire time.]

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Oh, Drift’s back around again.

I’m always AROUND- I just don’t like crowds. Or talking, sometimes.

You been keeping an eye out for me, Storm- that why you decided to comment?

I mean. Fair. Plus that whole. Mushroom incident. Wouldn’t blame you for that.

I just. I just noticed. Y’know? Haven’t seen you lately.

Uh-huh.

[An amused grin.]

So, I’ve wanted to ask you- There a reason why you and Percy had to discuss the whole... claw repair thing?

[He LOOKS like he knows something that he’s not telling.]

[he’s starting to sweat and he’s not sure why]

I. I-I mean that was a while ago, I really don’t remember, if I’m being honest.

#percy really did just narc you entirely out just so you know

[A laugh- low and smooth and some kind of fond.]

Percy was right- you ARE cute when you stammer.

[He’s beckoning Brainstorm a little closer.]

Remember that little game of chase we had, when you were in a bit of a... whatsitcalled, Moth Time?

Wanna have another chase...? If you outrun me I’ll let you pick where the first date is~

[A wink.]

Oh, Drift’s back around again.

I’m always AROUND- I just don’t like crowds. Or talking, sometimes.

You been keeping an eye out for me, Storm- that why you decided to comment?

I mean. Fair. Plus that whole. Mushroom incident. Wouldn’t blame you for that.

I just. I just noticed. Y’know? Haven’t seen you lately.

#i suppose he told you what that could mean....?

Uh-huh.

[An amused grin.]

So, I’ve wanted to ask you- There a reason why you and Percy had to discuss the whole... claw repair thing?

[He LOOKS like he knows something that he’s not telling.]

Oh, Drift’s back around again.

#so i talked to percy a few weeks back....

I’m always AROUND- I just don’t like crowds. Or talking, sometimes.

You been keeping an eye out for me, Storm- that why you decided to comment?

doyourequirefirstaid

Are you a “Daddy” or a “baby girl?”

HELLO????

doyourequirefirstaid

fine

i’m a “Sir”