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I don't know...

#*Open #[ have awk herman for my absence ]

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bad-jew-jew

[She snorts, tossing her hair.]

Sweetie, I’m deathless. That’s kinda my schtick. And I’m not saying hit it at full blast—there’d have to be some fine-tuning, sure, but I bet once you worked out the kinks, so to speak, you’d have me purring like a kitten.

Oh my god—I just told you. Because it’s funny! That’s it! That’s the whole reason!

notasexthing-archived

You're the devil.

#stillmanlierthanyou #*intros #WELL HE'S NOT LIKE 80 #GOSH

bad-jew-jew

why not herman/being emotionally traumatized by wanda

it’s a great ship come on aboard

notasexthing-archived

why not make it ot3 with herman/fred/being emotionally traumatized by wanda

#out of shocks;

#out of shocks;#otp to the max

bad-jew-jew

Because it’s hilarious and you make such cute grump faces. Listen, the offers still on the table, if you’f ever really like to explore your powers for good.

And by ‘good’, I of course mean ‘orgasms’, which I think we can both agree are the very greatest kind of good.

…You’re not a virgin, are you? You kind of give off that vibe…

notasexthing-archived

{ herman's zoned out at the moment. why is she talking about sex? that's weird. herman's just some slightly old man. he even has an ex-wife. of course he's not a virgin, but that doesn't change this looney toon's mind, apparently. dang. } For one, my gauntlets will probably kill you if I hit you with them. Two and three and possibly four... why are you doing this to me?!

#stillmanlierthanyou #POOR HERMAN THOUGH

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#out of shocks;#this isn't even passive agressive #this is literally me telling you to have fun

ACTUAL HERMAN SCHULTZ QUOTE:

Screw that. You boys better be ready for some stimulation.

this is hiLARIOUS

#out of shocks;#sorry

if you don't think herman's crush on kelly clarkson is the cutest fuckin thing ever i just might have to kill you

#out of shocks;

bad-jew-jew

You seem uptight, Vibrator. I take it you’ve still not gotten your poor, lonely willy wet?

notasexthing-archived

Why are you doing this to me?

#stillmanlierthanyou #[ i do #but herman doesn't ]

quote-station-blog

I shouldn’t be jealous. You aren’t even mine.

- Unknown (via pervigiltigris)

#musings;#*quotes #KELLY :((((((

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ladyhxwkman-blog

I keep wanting to call you that though—

notasexthing-archived

Well that's not my name--

#thehawkette

ladyhxwkman-blog

Are you sure you’re not ‘Vibrator’?

notasexthing-archived

Pretty sure.

#thehawkette #i hate u all

somekindofsexthing-archive-deac

I know.

notasexthing-archived

You're lucky I love you.

#somekindofsexthing

somekindofsexthing-archive-deac

I love you?

notasexthing-archived

You're so mean, man.

#somekindofsexthing

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No no no no no--

#stillmanlierthanyou #[ here we go ]

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somekindofsexthing-archive-deac

Shut up, Herman.

notasexthing-archived

#somekindofsexthing

#[ heyo i'm here #if you want a starter just like this ]#out of shocks;

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