Rules That Don't Exist

Humpday is Wednesday #notarule #penguinscantflybook #zoofun #milwaukeecountyzoo

If Kim doesn't have hair this color when she's 80, then #Adultitis will have won. #adultitisfighter #notarule (Meanwhile, Jason is just hoping to HAVE hair)

Thou shalt not start serving from the middle of the cake. #notarule Because when you're turning four and you want Robin's head, you should be able to eat Robin's head.

Thou shalt not fill the Stanley Cup with Lucky Charms. #notarule #penguinscantflybook (Blackhawks forward Andrew Desjardins)

That time I saw a wiener driving down the road. #notarule #wienermobile notarule.com

The first of a series of 36 limited edition signed prints has just been hidden in Ottawa, Illinois. This picture is the clue! The first to find it gets it, along with a free copy of Penguins Can't Fly #findmartyartdrop #penguinscantflybook

Yep. Messes usually make the best memories. #notarule notarule.com

Only four days left to pre-order 5 or more books and get rad bonuses! #penguinscantflybook http://escapeadulthood.com/shop

Last week I had a gig in central Wisconsin and everything in the hotel room they booked me in (lamps, wallpaper, shower curtain, ice bucket, EVERYTHING) was Bucky Badger themed. Which went perfect with the t-shirt I decided to bring that day!

Take that, fashion police. #notarule by Slavica Skracic. One of my favorite ones to break! Notarule.com

The kids are loving this hammock we got in Key West! #notarule #homeschoollife notarule.com

This is one of a series of hilarious photos sent to me by a mom in Ohio who quoted her daughter as saying, "Because anyone can have typical senior photos but only a few can have awesomesauce ones!" #notarule notarule.com

My friend Jenna knows how to roll. #notarule #spring #nicevase notarule.com

#notarule compliments of Jill Schiefelbein who set up her workspace at Belvedere Castle. Notarule.com

This rider is just as badass as any Hell's Angel if you ask me. #notarule #motorcycle notarule.com

Kids do not have a monopoly of fun. #notarule #parksandrec notarule.com

It's hard to have Adultitis sitting in one of these. Well done, #oaeyc2015 #notarule notarule.com